I haven't done one of these in a loooong time. Bad!Fic and Gud Summries Post!

[stoney321]

I don't know why I didn't tap the Twilight Fandom sooner. Holy crap, it's practically nothing but bad!fic. Disclaimer, Standard Issue: Just to be clear, this is about laughing at bad words, how they're put together, and over-done tropes, NOT mocking the actual author, capice?

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[tricksterquinn]

For once, I'm actually going to listen to your warnings and not click.

I mean, the rest of this has already hurt my brain beyond measure.

38 lb breasts. Owww, my back.

[stoney321]

AVERAGE 38 lb breasts. I can't imagine what non-average must be.... YOW.

Um, the click. Yeah. Don't.

[tricksterquinn]

Personally, I'm gonna pray for smaller-than-average.

A line from Liar Liar springs to mind: "Weight 105... Yeah, in your BRA."

I didn't listen about the spider thing (okay, about ANY of the spider things - clock spider eeeek!). I have learned better.

Okay, I admit it - I scrolled over the link, read the URL, and decided to listen for once.

[spiralleds]

Take out flamingo and stick in freak baby birthed by a ten year old and her werewolf HUSBAND while vampires look on with a cam-corder, and it's pretty much the same thing. Especially the needing to be drunk part.

AND JUMPED UP JACK ON A PRETZEL, THEY NAME THE BABY LESTAT. Lestat Jessie Black. *head thunk* And he'll grow up to be a latent homosexual that joins scientology and pays women to be his beard and wife and be a blockbuster star! Or maybe work at Carvell serving up Willy the Whale cakes, you never can tell these things.

I'm snickering at work, desperately hoping to not have to explain why. This is the fandom that just keeps on giving.

[stoney321]

Well, you know what the motto of Twilight's fandom is: Twilight means never having to say you're kidding.

[sweptawaybayou]

*dies*

oh dude. The very first time that I have to write Renesmee on a birthday cake? There will be real tears. And possibly rending of aprons and work shirts.

and i know the day is coming.

*shudders*

[stoney321]

Oh, you just KNOW that you're going to get those. And Edwards. And Bellas. Jeeeeeez.

[marlo]

I think "food baby" is supposed to be reference to Juno.

[stoney321]

??? Yeah? I never saw that, so it made no sense to me.

[abusing_sarcasm]

Yeah, "food baby" is from the land of tiny, skinny teenagers. As in, they eat so much (four Doritos, and handful of M&Ms and a iced mocha - such a heifer!) that they look pregnant. Barf.

And OMG. I nearly ruptured something important reading that! I've missed your badfic posts. :D My favorite has to be, "Altered with a prologue and an apology," because at least someone is COURTEOUS with their badfic. The Renesmee one owes me an apology...

[stoney321]

I think I need an apology for the picture I linked to. I think the whole WORLD needs an apology for that one. Whoa.

(And thanks for the head's up on food baby. That was one I didn't feel overly compelled to go see, truth be told.)

[abusing_sarcasm]

Yeah, I didn't click it, because I saw you mention ET below that, and to be frank, ET freaks me out. So if it's something nasty and ET-related, it might scar me for life...

Also, yes, food baby sounds like it could be a... digestive thing, doesn't it? These kids today and their buggin' street slang!

[stoney321]

IT IS TOTALLY NASTY AND ET RELATED. Click it. DON'T CLICK IT. You should, though. I mean, it's not 2 Girls and 1 Cup level nasty, but-

no, don't click. DON'T.

Kids! With their emo and their rock music and shoes with wheels... *shakes cane*