I just don't even know, y'all. Crack fic post, Sarah Palin/Edward Cullen

[stoney321]

Yeah, you read that right. This just hit me this morning, so while I drank my coffee and turned MSNBC to a dull roar, this came out. (I'm leaving early in the morning for NYC, so I won't be around until Monday. Have a good weekend, everyone!)

Title: Northern Lights.
Who?: Sarah/Edward, General Audiences
Huh?: What if Edward had tried love

Comments

[thebratqueen]

Your brain both fascinates and frightens me.

[stoney321]

I don't want to frighten! :(

Unless you're a rotten punk neighbor child tramping through my garden, then I want to scare the hell out of you. Hahahahaha.

[bitchygrrl]

*draws up temple plans* *places ad for money changers on craigslist* CTFU

[stoney321]

SWEEEET! I want to be this generation's L. Ron Hubbard!

[undersea]

This is the stuff of nightmares.

[stoney321]

:(

[undersea]

But... good nightmares? :)

[stoney321]

Well, I was shooting for a cracked out bit of laughing, but I'll take what I get. =p

[spiralleds]

Your brain is made of sparkly win. *g*

[stoney321]

And rainbows! And unicorn dreams! But mostly Care Bear stares.

*G*

[elisi]

A Care Bear with fangs! ;)

[fairest1]

DAMMIT. Not another plotbunny . . .

[elisi]

This... I have no words! *waves hands in air helplessly* I am in awe, and also feeling a little lightheaded because I laughed so hard I had trouble breathing!

In short: You are made of awesome!

[stoney321]

Hahahahaha, I'm glad I could make you laugh. It cracked me up, especially reading it aloud, looking for errors, but reading in a stilted, proper tone of voice. HEH.