02 :: walkies

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[The ink is smeared around and there are slashes through it that look suspiciously like someone might have been gnawing or scratching at the paper beneath it. Between the watery blots and smears, one clear mark can be made out.]

Comments

[inthecenterfold]

Alright, who let their dog use the journal as a toilet?

[seeya_next_life]

That pawprint is way too big to be Panda's, so he's off the hook.

[inthecenterfold]

Great, a dog lost its master and is gonna start chewing on their journal soon.

[seeya_next_life]

I think this is why I consider myself more a cat person.

[inthecenterfold]

Because they find their own place to go?

I dunno man, never had a pet myself - well, except that time we had little friends following us around.

[seeya_next_life]

I don't think I ever had any pets either, but if I had to choose, I think I'd be a cat person. Cuz cats don't give a crap about anything they don't want to, and only want attention when it annoys the person they want attention from. We have similar methods.

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We had little friends following us around? --Wait, don't tell me you of all people got a unicorn...

1/2

[inthecenterfold]

The fuck, no I never had a unicorn.

2/2

[inthecenterfold]

EVER. BOTH TIMES.

3/3 oh well

[inthecenterfold]

It was a fox with big ears. And it talked. Everybody had different animals.

[seeya_next_life]

Musta missed that one. Nevertheless, I think this falls under the header of Protesting Too Much, my friend.

[inthecenterfold]

Oh ha ha. And would you have had a unicorn?

[seeya_next_life]

Pffft, no, but the people I was living with at the time had one each. I was nearly kebab! Mean things, unicorns.

[inthecenterfold]

Only to the de-unicorned. And those who room with the unicorned.

[seeya_next_life]

Maybe those unicorns need to get de-unicorned and then they wouldn't be so darn grumpy.

[He actually has no recollection of ever getting de-unicorned, nor is he terribly interested in the process of de-unicornification, but not having one is like a badge of honor around here, so whoever is responsible, he thinks he's grateful. LOL headcanon.]

[inthecenterfold]

Dude I think they'd burst into flames first. I mean, before when they got too close to some of us they'd just pass out. But if that happened?

... Well then we'd have to sell tickets to the fireworks.

[seeya_next_life]

I'd buy tickets to see unicorns on fire.

Incidentally that would also make an excellent name for a band.