39th Printing

[stokerwasahack]

Tell me, City. Did I make plans for French dessert? For hibachi spectacles? For something flame-broiled? No? That's what I thought. Explain to me how I am meant to eat if every prospective dinner date lights up like Crêpes Suzette.

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[primrosella]

Well, I suppose the witty answer would be "very carefully", but that's not helpful at all.

[stokerwasahack]

Not a great deal, I'm afraid.

[primrosella]

Still, being careful isn't such a bad idea today, either way. I've heard the fires have something to do with a person's emotions.

[stokerwasahack]

Which would explain why they continually ignite at inconvenient moments.

[darkest0knight]

Uh. Ow.

[stokerwasahack]

Yes.

[darkest0knight]

Can you try and feed without getting all...emotional?

[stokerwasahack]

Emotion is a key component.

[acceptingeyes]

Maybe you're not meant to eat.

[stokerwasahack]

I can wait until midnight.

[acceptingeyes]

Probably a wise idea.

I've been avoiding people all day just to be safe.

[stokerwasahack]

Evidently that should also include me.

[guardianhime]

...

[stokerwasahack]

Yes?

[guardianhime]

That...sounds a little complicated.

[stokerwasahack]

It's fairly straightforward. To feed is an act of passion, and the fire is apparently tied to emotion.

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[treadingdawn]

What?

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[stokerwasahack]

I'm afraid I'm a vampire, Caspian. I'm not certain if you've noticed.

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[treadingdawn]

Pardon...a what?

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[stokerwasahack]

A vampire.