Oh dear God, this shit is terrible.  I cringe when I read this terrible, juvinile crap. 

My brother is got engaged. If you don't know to who, then either you don't know him, or you're a balloon carrier who hasn't been paying attention for the last 5 goddamn years ( Read more... )

Been a while ( Read more... )

Breast cancer awareness day/week/month/year whatever the hell it is angers me. Not that I'm for breast cancer or anything, I just think there are more pressing issues. Like prostate cancer. For prostate cancer every man WILL get it if they live long enough. It also sucks to test for it. So women get their boob squished, big deal! Or even ( Read more... )

If you own a PS2 spend $20 and get Katamari Damacy. There is nothing like rolling a ball of stuff around a city.

It's a flame point siamese, which means it's cream with orange on it's face, paws, and tail. It's name is Chibi, because it's really small.

It also has herpes. Don't judge, she had to make a living somehow.

I got a cat. It was a hassle.

Spent about 8 hours driving back and forth from ARF in Walnut Creek. They needed the cat to see the roommates for some reason. If I hadn't fallen in love with it, I would have said fuck it.

The cat rules. She's a weirdo. Refuses to eat anything but kibble. Spazes out and runs all over the place. Yeah.

I'm not so much pissed that I have to write a term paper, as that is to be expected. I'm more pissed at the fact that my history class made me write 2 papers that were supposed to be as long as my term paper for poli sci. Fucking cunt doesn't realize that it was history 4C, not 104c or something. Way too much work for that class.

Well, it's hot today, so you know what that means! It's time to jar and categorize all your bodily fluids ( Read more... )

Why is it that every time I read a Xanga I lose faith in humanity?

Seriously, "i hate you all i blow up cuz I'm sick of everythan I wanna get my licence [sic] and drive away i dont know wut to do for my birthday lolololol OMGOMGOMG WTF WTF HECKA FRICKEN WOOOOOOOO"

Goddammit.

I want to read this shit aloud and record it.