**tap tap** Is this thing on?

So, the other day I was skimming God's brochure because I'm all interested in your religion because I want to know more about you. Because I care about you. Because I'm taking an interest in your life! Why aren't you taking a bigger interest in mine? You, my "friend", are being kind of shitty today & it's hurting my feelings a little bit. Or it ( Read more... )

I survived trivia night. We won second place! We were the best losers of the bunch! I did not win the whiskey basket. Fuckers. But that's ok. I think I might drink too much as it is. Maybe I don't need a 1000 bottles of booze to keep under my bed. In case of snake bites. Or something. I never thought about snake bites. Shit. I do need a box of ( Read more... )

Social Mandy is going out again. Trivia night. All the beer I can drink. 6 inches of snow. So, I guess it was nice knowing you guys. Tomorrow I plan on being super productive. If I survive. I was going to list everything I own on ebay today, but I got lost in my pillow fort & couldn't manage to pull myself out for like 5 hours. I'd still be there ( Read more... )

Dudes, you'll never guess what I did today! Well, you might. Go ahead & try. *whistling & waiting* Ok! Did you guess that I bought tickets to go see The Residents? If you did then you win the prize! The prize is a giant can of wasabi peas. I saw a can of them at the store & have been craving them ever since. I'm hitting Jay Asia to pick some up ( Read more... )

I always forget how amazing Yo La Tengo is. I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass just fucking killed me when it came out. I don't want to go to sleep now, I just want to lie in my bed & listen to Yo La Tengo forever & ever. World without end. Amen.

Snow day today!! I left the house once for a minute but the roads are stupid & I was afraid I'd get stuck in the snow. Blah. I went to the salvation army & looked at piles of garbage. I usually love thrift stores but the one on Cherokee almost always lets me down. Anyway, I've been hiding out in the house watching 30 Rock on Netflix ever since. Why ( Read more... )

Everything sucks. I can't stop whining. Well, I can't stop whining here. I'm using LJ so I don't keep asking everyone I see why life is so fucked up. I want to crawl in a hole. I want this all to stop. I want someone else to take over. I kind of want to die. I think I'm on the edge of a nervous breakdown ( Read more... )

So my little sister just called me & told me that she was in a car accident. In my car. Some woman came into her lane & hit my wheel. She was getting the insurance info & everyone is okay, blah blah blah. The lady sounded like a real bitch. Just as long as her insurance is current. They called the police & Rae called me to tell me that the cops ( Read more... )

I got a text from one of my co-workers that said, "I wish I had your guts" at about 11 last night. I was dead asleep because I'm 75 years old & go to bed at 4 pm. This morning she said, "Did I send a text to you last night? It was supposed to be for my friend Mary because she just quit her job ( Read more... )