Note: I want to save this story and not just post it to Fake News Fanfic, my favorite LJ community. So I'm posting it here. Yay. Also, for my own notes (so I don't have to keep walking around with this crumpled up piece of paper, looking like a loser:

Good Guys:

Jon Stewart - 6th year - Ravenclaw - Chaser - Q Cap
Stephen Colbert - 6th year - ( Read more... )

Author's Note: This is not award-winning writing. This is pure self-indulgence. I can't even promise that the PLOT will be good, haha.

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Darcie Montero's illness-addled, tired mind wasn't entirely sure, but this might be a case of irony.

Cold-hearted irony.

That healthcare summit, you know the one where she theoretically destroyed her political ( Read more... )

Jon couldn't help but admire Alyssa from the threshold ( Read more... )

Sometimes Darcie Montero (D-WA) wondered how she ever got elected.

Sure, she had done the campaign speeches and photo ops and the vaguely soul-depleting fundraising, but really. She wasn't in any way a politician. At least not in the way her colleagues in the Senate were.

This was really ridiculous, she groused inwardly as she took a sip of her ice ( Read more... )

I want to write something, to say something that will express everything I feel, but it's fucking impossible ( Read more... )

Lauren Wallace was the epitome of sophisticated grace ( Read more... )

(follows part 7)

The air between Draco Malfoy and Camille Hamer crackled with tension as Camille pressed her lips to his shoulder, trailing kisses across his neck and down his spine. She expected, with one hand on his lower back and the other on his muscled bicep, that he would be stiff and unyielding, but he was surprisingly soft and pliant ( Read more... )

This was a dream. It had be to be a dream. The alternative, the possibility that this could be reality, was too frightening to consider.

It had only taken four days. The double siege of Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic... only four days. The Order of the Phoenix had tried to save the world, Harry Potter had tried, but it had all been for naught ( Read more... )