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I'm about 150 pages behind in my literature class right now. (We're currently reading A Prayer for Owen Meany. It's a great book.) That's just one class. With the others, I'm barely holding on and getting stuff turned in on time. So school is a bit of The Chore I have to pay attention to right now. I'll post something when I get caught up. -
IMPORTANT UPDATE
A recent, real conversation during work at the Towers front desk:
A STAGGER OF FRESHMEN BOYS: (Overheard) Hey! That Christine girl, she lives here! We've gotta look her up!
SPOKESMAN OF A STAGGER OF FRESHMEN BOYS: Hey... can you guys tell us where somebody lives?
A STAGGER OF FRESHMEN BOYS: (Overheard) ...you won't believe this girl when you see ( Read more... ) -
Booby Day!
I'm quite the excited pickle what with school starting up again and all. Why already excited today, when school starts Tuesday? You guessed it: Today was freshmen move-in day. Excuse me, what I meant to say is: The boobies were out in force. All. Day. Peeking out the tops of their tight little private spaghetti-strap boudoirs. (In some cases ( Read more... ) -
key quiz
Taking this quiz, I was caught off guard by my reaction to one of the optional responses. It was "(You...) feel somewhat out of place, but still have something to contribute." For a lingering little moment, I was very quietly floored.
It wasn't quite on a level with "Someone understands me!", yet it encapsulated what I realized I've been feeling ( Read more... ) -
My hypothalamus is in danger
My roommate, sleeping, just made the exact wheezing noise the monster makes in The Relic.
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And now I've just woken up. Blah... -
How very smart I am
Just got back from an evening with a really darn cute foreign gal, an evening which I wasn't quite sure whether to call a date or not. So this -- okay, sure, we'll call it a date -- started at about 9:45PM. Originally I'd offered to take her to see Sin City, but she asked if we could watch a video instead, so I brought a PS2 over to her dorm (she ( Read more... ) -
Saturday Night Live...is kaput?
I knew the current SNL cast isn't exactly a laugh factory, but...jeezus...that was a sad, sad presidential debate skit. The worst ever. The Daily Show did better by far, and they only had two hours preparation. -
Why I quit posting
The last time I posted was over four months ago ( Read more... )