"Only kin's allowed in here."
"Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother."

They say that love can change a man. I start to find myself looking better and more charming, and suddenly I discover that I'm turning blonde.

"young women in tight trousers.... hysterectomy pants I call them"

&

"I had you tested when you were a little girl. A staff of doctors examined you And maybe the reason you don't remember...is that they told me you are most definitely retarded."

This time, I think that I am going to be a mommy.

Turns out that lonely people are all the same.

Just...disappear.

Thank you to everyone that helped with my movie quiz I posted to this community earlier today! I have since figured out all of the movies, so in case anyone wanted to know, here they all are ( Read more... )

Allright y'all! I got this quiz from a friend and I'm having a hard time placing some of the last movies. Let me know if you can figure any out. It's driving me crazy!!!


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A quote, because I am too lazy to do stills.

"Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?"

This one might be easy but I have to post all of it because it's so hilarious.

Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.