Get Off My Lawn! [Standalone]

Aug 06, 2009 10:31

Title: Get Off My Lawn!
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
Rating: PG-13; for swearing
Summary: Ryan Ross promises never to be a cranky old man when he grows old. Well, he lied.
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot.
Author Notes: Beware, there is cranky old man Ryan Ross. I just wanted a fic ( Read more... )

fandom: patd, character: brendon, pairing: ryan/brendon, type: standalone, character: ryan, rating: pg-13, type: fic, fandom: bandom

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kc_love131 August 6 2009, 14:59:40 UTC
I did not realize how badly I needed this until I realized that, until I read this, I did not have it. You have possibly just completed my life. Thank you <33

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stfu_pwentzz August 6 2009, 15:01:58 UTC
I know that feeling. I was just sitting in my room thinking about Ryan yelling at kids when he's an old man, and I thought "Why has this not been written yet??"

I'm glad I could complete your life :D Thank YOU

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kc_love131 August 6 2009, 15:02:42 UTC
p.s. please tell me Brendon was baking cookies wearing an apron?? an APRON!!

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stfu_pwentzz August 6 2009, 15:05:48 UTC
Dude, totally. Brendon can't be baking cookies WITHOUT an aprom. I hope your mental image is complete now XD

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panicmydear August 6 2009, 15:44:08 UTC
Brendon sighed and got up with him. "I'm morman, you asshole."

Ryan shook his head as he led them inside the house. "That's exactly what Walker said, then he let some of those mormon's into his house and they robbed him blind."

OMFG. Why can I see Ryan being an anal old man?! Why can I see it?! Just YES. Thank you so fucking much for this.

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stfu_pwentzz August 6 2009, 20:29:56 UTC
Because he's an anal old man now and he's only in his early twenties ^^ You're so fucking welcome XD Just had to be written.

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ivesia19 August 6 2009, 21:09:00 UTC
The thought of everyone as old men is probably one of the most hilarious things ever.
Especially since Ryan's a grumpy ass.
And Spencer's wife got taken by ninjas. Mormon ninjas at that!

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stfu_pwentzz August 6 2009, 21:14:11 UTC
C'mon we all know Ryan would be a grumpy old man, bless his little heart.

Mormon ninja's might be the best kind of ninja's--Come on they steal wives and grass! Haha.

Thanks bb :D

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:45:07 UTC
Thanks for reading :)

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quixoticfangirl August 7 2009, 08:10:18 UTC
Hahahah, I can totally picture Ryan as a grumpy old man xD

This was great! Mormon ningas! xDDD

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:45:26 UTC
That's because Ryan Ross IS a grumpy old man XD

Thanks for reading :D

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