Get Off My Lawn! [Standalone]

Aug 06, 2009 10:31

Title: Get Off My Lawn!
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
Rating: PG-13; for swearing
Summary: Ryan Ross promises never to be a cranky old man when he grows old. Well, he lied.
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot.
Author Notes: Beware, there is cranky old man Ryan Ross. I just wanted a fic ( Read more... )

fandom: patd, character: brendon, pairing: ryan/brendon, type: standalone, character: ryan, rating: pg-13, type: fic, fandom: bandom

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mitchiemarie August 7 2009, 16:27:12 UTC
^^
:D
I loved this like seriously alot
it made me laugh which I needed
^^ I could totally picture Ryan as an old grandpa. A cranky one , with a cane + terrible OCD <- and a grass obsession.
and poor Bren
he should have just ran away with the cookie, grass and wife stealing mormon/Jehovah's witnesses
XD

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:46:10 UTC
Bren and his cookies like cranky Ryan with a cane, so I don't think he'd have left for long lol

Thanks for reading

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mitchiemarie August 8 2009, 12:34:31 UTC
-thinksaboutit-
I guess
you're right.
Bren would miss ryans kinky cane too much
X3

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isuzuchan44 August 7 2009, 16:34:46 UTC
I just laughed so much.
My god
Mormon ninjas stealing Spencer's wife?
And Jon going blind?
This was amazing.
You win so much.

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:47:05 UTC
I'm glad I made you laugh!

Senile Spencer and almost-blind Jon are totally awesome XD

Yay I win \O/

Thanks for reading!

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coeurbriseange August 7 2009, 18:38:52 UTC
"He walked down the stairs, with his cane in tact. If his face, voice and words weren't enough to scare Martin's spawn, then his trusty cane would do the trick ( ... )

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:47:47 UTC
Thanks for reading this :D

Ryan would be an awesome crankshaft haha

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:49:45 UTC
Get annoying kids, Brendon in an apron and just Ryan any old day and this could TOTALLY happen haha

Thanks for reading!

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a_robotlady August 7 2009, 23:59:12 UTC
Hahahha
This was hilarious
and made of win.
mormon ninja's
I had a really good laugh,
loved the story and even more
'cause I can totally see this
happening. Ryan is just a grumpy old-man.

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stfu_pwentzz August 8 2009, 00:49:01 UTC
Ryan is totally a grumpy old man XD

Mormon ninja's are one of my better ideas, to be honest.

Thanks for reading!

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a_robotlady August 11 2009, 02:59:48 UTC
Oh, mormon ninja's are awesome.

Too bad they steal wives.
xD

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