I went to the grocery store and purchased $120 worth of food. Among my purchases were ( Read more... )

RE: Those Volkswagon car-crash commercials

Wouldn't it be more effective to also show the driver of the other car, thrown completely through the windshield and landing head-first into a tree?
Drive a Jetta...or Die.

...Perhaps there's a reason I didn't major in marketing.

I have little else to add.

My cat Hugo...:1. Scratched my hand ( Read more... )

The Funniest Thing Ever:
Yo momma so fat, she got taken over by a small militia and renamed "The People's Democratic Republic of Your Mom."

Someone asked me recently if I was depressed, and explained that the tenor of my emails/lj posts/whatnot indicated as such ( Read more... )

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Empty is...the morning? Right? Something like that ( Read more... )

For the past couple of weeks, my shih tzu Gertrude has been crated for 95% of the day, and only comes out to go to the bathroom and for a couple of hours while our other dog is at the park. The decision has been firmly reached to give Gertie to my dad, where she will be coddled and babied, as is her wont. She's just too unruly and refuses to submit ( Read more... )

I cooked a delicious meal last night, and I love that feeling of warm olive oil dripping down your chin, onto your plate; sopping it up, mashing the bread into the plate; Finish it all with one bite ( Read more... )

Alito cast his first vote as a Supreme Court Justice. He did not vote with the Conservatives and instead joined the majority. It was a 6 to 3 vote to prevent Missouri from executing an inmate on death row.

I'm intrigued yet suspicious.

I have a headache covering my head like a beanie.

Word.