To my pal, Michael

[steves_the_boss]

Happy Birthday! I don't know what that means, but the Keeper has been saying it all morning. Apparently, it involves cake.

I hope it's shapes like Cain's butt, because that's my favorite thing to bite into!

Anyway, be nice to Bad Horse -because The Keeper says you're too mean, sometimes- and have fun sucking the life out of people!

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[i_bite_muhaha]

Yeah, I didn't even know today was special. I thought it was a day just like any other day.

Well, I try to be nice to get her to sit down to write, but she's so busy doing other stuff. She says something about 'real life'. *shrugs* Whatever.

[steves_the_boss]

I've been hearing that crap, too.

I go to ALL this work to come up with BRILLIANT ideas and then.. NOTHING.

They don't appreciate us.