To my pal, Michael

[steves_the_boss]

Happy Birthday! I don't know what that means, but the Keeper has been saying it all morning. Apparently, it involves cake.

I hope it's shapes like Cain's butt, because that's my favorite thing to bite into!

Anyway, be nice to Bad Horse -because The Keeper says you're too mean, sometimes- and have fun sucking the life out of people!