Three Dead Zombies by Steve Nagy

Three dead zombies. Three dead zombies.
See how they shamble. See how they shamble.
They tried to catch the farmer's wife,
Who blew off their heads with a shotgun,
Did you ever see such a mess in your life,
As three dead zombies?
Editing to add that I'm certain this is a failure as far as any rhyming is concerned. ( Read more... )

jimhines did one today, I had to jump on this particular band wagon because it's fun.

Jack Be Nimble by Steve Nagy

Jack get bitten,
Jack get sick,
Jack now zombie,
Chase you down quick.

Ohio native here, so I'm cool with buckeyes. Pluck 'em fresh from the meaty people's skulls, coat with Crunchy Jif and chill. Which works because the meaty people hit the Kroger's on Maple. Silly silly meaty. Groceries fell first. Who do they think works the night shift ( Read more... )