Zombie Rhymes
Three Dead Zombies by Steve Nagy
Three dead zombies. Three dead zombies.
See how they shamble. See how they shamble.
They tried to catch the farmer's wife,
Who blew off their heads with a shotgun,
Did you ever see such a mess in your life,
As three dead zombies?
Editing to add that I'm certain this is a failure as far as any rhyming is concerned. Poetry is not my wheelhouse (primarily because of lack of focus and determination). I did try to get the cadence down. I'm certain someone as skilled as stillnotbored could do a lot better. And should probably rake me over the coals for the butchery the above represents. :-)
Three dead zombies. Three dead zombies.
See how they shamble. See how they shamble.
They tried to catch the farmer's wife,
Who blew off their heads with a shotgun,
Did you ever see such a mess in your life,
As three dead zombies?
Editing to add that I'm certain this is a failure as far as any rhyming is concerned. Poetry is not my wheelhouse (primarily because of lack of focus and determination). I did try to get the cadence down. I'm certain someone as skilled as stillnotbored could do a lot better. And should probably rake me over the coals for the butchery the above represents. :-)