Twatter

[stegzy]

Inspired by my last post here are some works of literature in 140 characters or less.

King Solomon's Mines - A map? Lets go. Here we are. Oooh look out. Oh no we've got no diamonds. We did have an adventure though

Comments

[stegzy]

Hurrah!

[peaceful_fox]

OMG - we are loving this in my office! Thank you Oh Twatter God!

[stegzy]

A pleasure :-)

[lucybutler]

The Sixth Sense - Irritating kid who sees dead people. Bruce Willis helps him; he's actually dead, and ghost himself - it's fucking shit.

[stegzy]

The Happening - Oh no people are acting weird. It's the wind. Don't eat beans. Can we watch something else?

[lucybutler]

Hahahahaha.

Armageddon - Bruce Willis (again). Fuck! Asteroid heading towards Earth. Bruce stops it with a drill and an annoying grin, then dies - best bit.

[billzy]

ROFL

Genius!

[kingdavey]

They're brilliant