In the form of this news article. Not in itself all that entertaining (apart from the haircut), but it features my Quote of the Day:

"Experts have warned that the internet should be treated with great care."

Thank you, the BBC, for that pearl of wisdom.

The rules:

-Go to IMDB.com and look up 10 of your favourite TV shows.
-Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
-Have your friends guess the show names.

The shows:

1. Wig, Kung Fu, Dead Boyfriend. Alias - the_greek_geek
2. Goth Girl, Ex-Marine, Teamwork. NCIS - exmoor_cat
3. Limp, Arrogance, Science. House - innerbrat
4. Norse Mythology, Evil God, ( Read more... )

My new sim card arrived this morning, so I'm now contactable again. Woohoo!

Still no tefelone, so this evening will have to be organised on here. I plan to hit the Fox between half five and six to try and get a table before it fills up too much, what time are the rest of you planning to turn up?

I had an absolutely lovely evening, right up until two cunts at the bus stop decided to relieve me of my phone on my way home. Again. Thus, please do the honours emailing me your numbers, along with the numbers of anyone else you think I should I have. Much obliged ( Read more... )

It seems that I have finished all the good bits of the internet, and I'm now going to have to do some actual work. This is not a happy thought.

Total rock, the web radio station that keeps me sane at work, is apparently venturing into the world of TV. Why do you care? You care because they're filming their first show at the Intrepid Fox on Monday 19th March, as far as I can tell it will be free and there will be mini-sets from Buckcherry, Backyard Babies and Beyond All Reason. So you'll be ( Read more... )

...it seems that my subconscious would like Sainsbury's to stock Hot Action Cop-branded apples.

I imagine these would make your fingers sticky, sticky.

Sorry.

...in which I was hunting angry squirrels in my garden because they had been trying to eat my cat. Using tetrodotoxin-tipped darts.

I have absolutely no idea what prompted this.

I think I've left my phone at home today, although I may have left it on the tube instead. Which would suck.

Either way, if you want to get hold of me today, here is the place to do it.