[Click, footsteps, rattling chains.]

Thank fucking God, if I had to sit through one more minute of that Jesus shit I'd of phoned Doc to flip the switch again.

Unless you are looking forward become my family's own Paschal Candle for this season, Valentine, you better keep your mouth shut until this curse is over. I gave you enough warnings ( Read more... )

This must have been what Alice felt after she fell down that rabbit hole. You lot are truly mad here. But I prefer my dull world to this wonderland. Even if vampires aren't monsters here and my uncle isn't near me.

When do you say Walter will come back, Alucard? He's the only one I'm willing to fully trust.

I don't get it.

[A long sigh, after drying her eyes, slowly recovering from the early shock.]

Is this a nightmare? First my uncle tries to kill me and then the corpse moves and... kills...

A vampire. Why did my father keep a vampire for twenty years? What kind of research he was conducting?

It doesn't make any sense.

[A groan of pain. She ( Read more... )

Bloody brilliant. What a way to spend Good Friday. I was not in a nostalgic mood today and this curse surely is broadcasting everything like a small cinema. I should warn for excessive violence, vampirism, but it would be an utter waste. Almost everyone in this place is used to the sight of blood.

Don't even bother in contact me today for anything ( Read more... )

The ballet and play were enjoyable in spite of the poor company we had in the former show.. My congratulations to the performers of both and happy holidays.

Speaking about entertainment, Miss George and I were thinking in doing a puppet theatre version of A Christmas Carol for these holidays if there is any "actors" interested in roles.

Bloody ( Read more... )

[Voices of a chorus of men and the metallic sound of dripping bullets.]

Salute! Sir Hellsing!

Good morning, gentlemen.

[After a pause.]I have been expecting visits after reading the numerous transmissions in the Network. I should have guessed they would be as many. Make yourself home and deliver your message, soldiers. I shall listen to what you ( Read more... )

The sight isn't improving my feverish state but let's pretend to have high spirits. Take a look outside: ghouls. We should do what we know the best, Hellsing. Search and destroy all the supernatural threats! Those are my orders.

[Filtered to Hellsing members of past and present characters&household]In your way, do find me a sample of this anti- ( Read more... )

I AM THE MASTER OF THE MONSTER!

BOW TO MY MASTERSHIP.

ALL OF YOU!

( Picture taken by webcam and available. There is NO cut )

For I have said my prayers and now to the farewells. Even the God fearful and righteous aren't spared.

Every member in my household is strictly forbidden to leave the sanctuary or to search for me in my self-exile. Do not tempt or invite death to flirt with you as well. What befell upon me is my own to bear. I will endure this punishment alone for ( Read more... )

Enrico Maxwell of the Vatican. I challenge you to a duel as the gym leader of London City!

Let's see what the famous Catholics have under their sleeve when facing their opponents outside their element.