I am... already an old grandma.

[Silence]

...In the future, Alucard, I would request you to speed up your bloody late homecoming!

Added later when she realizes this was posted: [[Girlycard]]

Does Walter know?

(ooc; L-Lol. Chapter 95. Brb, uploading icons).

Walter? Walter! Where did he go? He was standing behind me a moment ago. Sir Penwood? My father never told me you were fond of practical jokes. A man of your age should do something better with his leisure time.

You can all come out. Why don't you?

[Steps. Sudden halt.]

Alucard! Come here. Your Master is calling you!

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Where are my cigars?

Alucard! Did you take them? I had purchased three fresh boxes this Sunday to avoid going out with this new pest in the air. Vaccinated or not, I wouldn't be caught death ill twice in a row. Goddamn City. None of them are where I left them last night. I thought you have more bloody sense than touch my belongings, Count ( Read more... )

This fails to impress me.

[Puffing and exhaling sounds]

I had to bear with a loud, remarkably affectionate solid shadow for over a decade already. Your efforts - the breathing into my ear and spook routine, both - are quite futile.

[Smacking thud]

Don't touch that again!

What killed was my intent. Their literal take has drenched one of my best suits.

I was wondering when would the City turn me into a vampire's lollipop again. Truthfully, I don't feel like quoting lady Macbeth and her maddening guilt during this messy ordeal. I would wonder if there are any good construction workers amongst the population for ( Read more... )

Bloody fantastic... This skirt is shorter than Seras'.

Whoever has a fine black suit, a red cravat and that silver cross pin better return then unscathed once the curse ends. I have taken a great care of your... clothes. I do wonder if a cape was necessary. It certainly adds an over-the-top silliness to the design. The fabric isn't long enough to ( Read more... )

We don't need to be a formal part of this lacking system to promote the law. The criminals had their bloody golden age. It's time for their era to come into a quick closing. I offer one last chance to surrender unconditionally to me the Warden.

If this ultimatum isn't obeyed by nightfall, you shall have your orders, Alucard.

A-Alucard?

Where are you, Alucard?! I shouldn't have trusted a vampire. I shouldn't. Oh, father, why you never warned me against him? What kind of research were you conducting?

Uncle Richard, I...

[Metallic click]

I ki-- [connection lost]

(ooc; Loli!Integra is in ur city, mastering ur vampires. Fresh out killing her evil uncle, sporting a ( Read more... )

Try as you may, nobody has better vampire servants than Hellsing Organisation. We are proud to have encouraged their perfection to reach the ultimate ends of their development: The No Life King and the City Warden. Hah!

And they are both mine.

I couldn't find Seras or Dante, Master. Should I look for Miss Lang as well? It seems we are truly by ourselves in the flat. Curse this bloody City and its usual devilry!

Hm. I await your orders.

((OOC: No Life King-Vampire servant!Integra to True Human Master!Alucard. So very cursed)).