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Sep 24, 2008 16:01

What killed was my intent. Their literal take has drenched one of my best suits.

I was wondering when would the City turn me into a vampire's lollipop again. Truthfully, I don't feel like quoting lady Macbeth and her maddening guilt during this messy ordeal. I would wonder if there are any good construction workers amongst the population for ( Read more... )

out damned spot, we are not amused, hellsing, help, bloody countess, affected

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hercount September 24 2008, 19:59:13 UTC
Nudity would keep your clothing safe.

Why waste good blood, my Master?

I am not a carrier of disease or illness.

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steeldame September 25 2008, 00:27:32 UTC
Because I would not be soaked with blood and vampire saliva.

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hercount September 25 2008, 00:29:02 UTC
Please, Master. . allow me . .

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steeldame September 25 2008, 00:32:07 UTC
Are you mad? I would not be groomed like a beast.

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el_kabang September 24 2008, 21:06:17 UTC
Looks like I'm gonna need a lot more baking soda~... This one might take a while~.

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steeldame September 25 2008, 00:28:12 UTC
Baking soda? What on Earth are you saying?

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el_kabang September 25 2008, 01:07:02 UTC
Stain removal, of course~.

Unless that other guy doesn't leave any left over when he's done~...

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steeldame September 25 2008, 01:23:14 UTC
Blood stains is never an issue when you have vampires in the household. Instead, I would ask you to purchase more bottles of shampoo and bars of soap.

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favored_son September 24 2008, 21:11:30 UTC
At least he wants to put it to good use.

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steeldame September 25 2008, 00:29:25 UTC
If you don't shut it, Horace, I would put you to a better use.

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favored_son September 25 2008, 00:31:31 UTC
I was being good!

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steeldame September 25 2008, 00:32:34 UTC
Your insolence is never welcomed and you know this.

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rekindled_heart September 24 2008, 21:23:51 UTC
I'm certain he;s more than sorely tempted.

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steeldame September 25 2008, 00:31:35 UTC
He could practice Christian fasting today.

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