Someone please explain the human race to me. Sit me down, lock eyes with me, and just break down how people work. Because I TOTALLY don't fucking get it ( Read more... )

There's a saying around Chicago ... There's only two seasons here - winter and construction. Well kids, looks like it's time to put away your heavy coats and break out your reflective vests ( Read more... )

Life's gotten mighty interesting. I took a job with Red Bull Energy Drink ... quit my job at the station (although I'm still available for part time work and events and shit ... blah blah blah) ... and Dez and I had a son. Like I said - mighty interesting ( Read more... )

I wrote this entry about 2 weeks ago, but it didn't post somehow ... yet ... thanks to the magic of Dez's computer, here it is. I don't ask questions. Enjoy ( Read more... )

This weekend I cemented an opinion that I've had for at least a year now: Money is purely evil. It is directly related to nearly every negative feeling people can have. I officially hate money. And I hate my dependence upon it even more ( Read more... )

Today, a remarkable thing happened. Not a surprising thing, in the shocking sense, but the type that makes you smile when you're at the mailbox - something that doesn't often happen ( Read more... )

- Counter-Strike is possessed ... my crosshairs disappeared and I'm getting a "couldn't exec autoexec.cfg" error when I try to resurrect them. Kinda hard to play a first-person shooter when you can't tell where the fuck you're aiming ( Read more... )

Four Jobs You've Had In Your Life ( Read more... )

Lately I've become rather dissatisfied with my work situation(s). Bear with me while I rattle them off ( Read more... )

"We went to breakfast because ... well ... after dinner, comes dessert ( Read more... )