Primeval fic: Maketh the man

[stealingpennies]

Title: Maketh the man

Word count: 100
Rating: PG 15
Characters: Lester/Connor

Written for P100 challenge 368: It’s the end of the world as we know it

Comments

[fredbassett]

Oh yes, that's definitely an end of the world moment!

[stealingpennies]

I'm not entirely convinced that Lester would actually be able to leave the house. Connor's apology blow job must have been phenomenal!

[eriah211]

LOL, poor Lester! ^_^

[stealingpennies]

*g* He will have to shower and scrub extensively to remove the stain of readymade clothes from his person after all this is over...

[dreamer_98]

*Gasps* The horror!

[stealingpennies]

Truly a waking nightmare! :)

[goldarrow]

OMG! How will he ever recover from the shame! LOL.

Actually, it is rather a nasty situation for someone in his position.

I love Connor's negotiation technique, though:

“Mere semantics,” soothed Lester. “The blow job was much appreciated.”
“Another?”
“Later, Connor. Business first.”
ROFL. Kid knows the fastest way to Lester's heart... And it's a little bit below his stomach!

[stealingpennies]

Yuppers. In fairness to Lester the kind of people he mixes with probably can tell at hundred paces just how much a garment cost/where it came from and (will possibly be ill-mannered enough) to comment.
Lester is being surprisingly nice. Connor may wish to invest in some knee pads...

[goldarrow]

I agree entirely, on both counts...

[aunteeneenah]

Oh my. Poor Lester. This may very well be the end of his career... not! Although, he'd certainly see it that way. It's like finding out after you're already at work that you have a small stain on your blouse, and although no one else can see it, it's all you can think of for the rest of the day.
I certainly do enjoy Connor's means of apologizing. splorfl!

[stealingpennies]

Lester would probably prefer to have been flogged! Readymade suits - the horror! Conn had better be prepared do a lot of making up. (Contemplates this happily.)