"why i gotta be ugly mayne?" - chewy, after brandy tried to explain to him that i have a boyfriend.

right now i feel very normal, and very alone in that normalcy.

long island iced teas contain every type of alcohol imaginable, but somehow taste very good.

Me: what are you doing?
Russell: bouttocleanmyroom
Me: do you not have a space bar?
Russell: ijustrippedmyspacekeyofftocleanit
Russell: causeitwassticking
Me: hahahaha
Me: you are so strange
Russell: why
Russell: cause
Russell: im
Russell: cleaning
Russell: my
Russell: keyboard?
Russell: ur
Russell: strange
Russell: bitch

dear god the ending to atonement was one of the saddest things i have ever seen.

i need more wine
i'm going to fail pre calculus
russell is a fucking liar, i don't care what anyone says.

friday sucked ( Read more... )

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well i'm glad i always have someone to talk to
yeah right

"you're what happens when two substances collide,
and by all accounts you really should have died"

kind of just felt like riding in a car for hours