46 - [Filtered to inmates - A SPIRITED JAPE INDEED!]

[stayandgloat]

You know, despite the wardens trying to distract themselves and us from the matter at hand, It has come to my attention that yes the barge is presently floating on a vast ocean of boredom. From whence shall a solution come

Comments

[born_in_blood]

What the fuck.

[stayandgloat]

Nobody dies here permanently, so it'd be a victimless crime!

[born_in_blood]

It doesn't help with rehabilitation to indulge in inflicting pain on other people. It's not like it doesn't hurt like hell.

[stayandgloat]

How would you know if you've never tried it? Besides, people submit themselves to receive pain for all sorts of reasons, but boxing and tattoos aren't considered to be morally wrong, are they?

[pleasesmirk]

This is just like Assassins' School all over again.

Which means no, I'm not playing.

[stayandgloat]

Fine, who needs you, you tiresome creature.

[pleasesmirk]

I am a trained assassin.

Maybe it's only sporting I don't play.

[stayandgloat]

Nonsense, having some massively overqualified players would be what made it fun!

[rani_ushas]

This is one of the most ridiculous ideas I have ever heard. And I went to school with the Doctor and the Master, so that's saying a great deal.

[stayandgloat]

Explain why.

[rani_ushas]

It is pointless, gratuitous, and will only succeed in increasing the Wardens' collective level of attention.

[stayandgloat]

I know! They'd be so confused when the death rate inexplicably skyrocketed, it would be brilliant!

[gotgreenmagic]

Do you need an adult or something?

[stayandgloat]

No, I'm managing quite sufficiently without the supervision!

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, well. It's all fun and games 'til somebody takes this a little bit too seriously and tears your throat out.

[stayandgloat]

Ten points to the first one who does!

[future_games]

What are you on?

[stayandgloat]

I am high on life, my friend. High on life.

[future_games]

And maybe something a little stronger than that on the side.

Count me out.

[stayandgloat]

Well, yes, there is that as well.

Consider yourself discounted. I didn't want you to play anyway. Whoever you are.