Feb 08, 2010 19:15
You know, despite the wardens trying to distract themselves and us from the matter at hand, It has come to my attention that yes the barge is presently floating on a vast ocean of boredom. From whence shall a solution come?
Why, from Ethan Rayne of course!
I have an idea for a brilliant game! It's simple, fun, exciting, and requires no special equipment or abilities to play. The premise is as follows:
We all kill each other.
Think about it. Every day, you'd be looking over your shoulder, hiding from an unseen enemy, and simultaneously stalking your prey! Your survival would be motivated by the desire to avoid the death toll, and yet the victim of a brutal and random killing can always be certain that he or she will be restored to life, Excitement, risk, victory, without having to worry about being permanently dead!
The rules would be as follows:
1) Don't tell the wardens about the game, whether you're suffering the death toll or being thrown into zero, you do not tell.
2) Don't kill anyone who's not playing. They have no motivation not to tell.
3) 10 points per kill, and 5 points to the victim if they do an acceptable level of damage while going down.
4) Don't let your friends kill you to bump their scores. That's cheating.
5) And most importantly: HAVE FUN!
trolling,
pay attention to meeeeeeee,
ethan fails at healthy emotions