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[stay_cool_bro]

[So after this encounter, Horohoro is informed that the candy is bad! But he figures it's kind of disturbing and not right to leave some kid in agony over random unrequited gay love, so he's picking up the phone and doing something about it.]

Hey, do you guys know what all the candy hearts are doing?! They've got some kind of crazy drugs or

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[bashinhippies]

[You hear some munching on the other each of the line.]

You really think that the candy is why everyone's been acting weird? I don't see what's so odd about-

[Suddenly there's a hacking fit on the other end of the line. Guess which idiot ate a green one?]

[stay_cool_bro]

Let me guess - the one you just ate is green, right?

[bashinhippies]

[Cough cough cough.]

Gah, those...how'd you know?

[stay_cool_bro]

That's how I found out! The blond kid kept trying to eat them and he choked on every one. That proves it!

[followyouthere]

[And this would be why she has the sudden urge to chat boys up. Shit.]

They posioned the candy? They actually fucking distributed poisoned candy?!

I ATE SOME OF THAT CANDY.

[stay_cool_bro]

Calm down, I'm sure someone here knows how to fix it! What's it making you do? Are you in love with someone?

[followyouthere]

In love with -- I am not in love -- ! I don't do love.

[It's a boy's voice. Candy is kicking in.]

A single, smart young lady like myself has no time for such trivial things as relationships... [That may have been a wistful sigh at the end there. Goodness.]

[stay_cool_bro]

Um, okay...

[dynamic_may_lee]

The white ones.

[stay_cool_bro]

Huh?

[dynamic_may_lee]

They're the cure. White with no text.

[stay_cool_bro]

Really? Do you have any of those?

[handsoffmychips]

Idiot could of said so sooner.

[stay_cool_bro]

I just found out!

Anyway, I don't have to tell you a damn thing. You're the one who ate it, who's the idiot here?

[handsoffmychips]

The idiot is you, still, not Mari.

[stay_cool_bro]

How do you figure?!

[a_gentle_boy]

A-Ah. Hello? Um. I think. I think I'm back to normal now. I-I'm really sorry about what happened. Um. This is really pretty awkward.

I'm sorry. Can I make it up to you somehow?

[stay_cool_bro]

You're better? That's great! [He REALLY didn't want to have to worry about that.]

I dunno. It wasn't really your fault and you let me get away before anything happened. No harm done, right?

[a_gentle_boy]

I don't think I can ever look you in the face again. But I guess other than that . . . A-Anyway, I still feel like I should apologize.

My name is Lucas. Sorry again about everything, 'good sir'.

[stay_cool_bro]

Yeah, I guess. It was something, all right... I forgive you but let's try to forget that happened.

I'm Horohoro.