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[stay_cool_bro]

[So after this encounter, Horohoro is informed that the candy is bad! But he figures it's kind of disturbing and not right to leave some kid in agony over random unrequited gay love, so he's picking up the phone and doing something about it.]

Hey, do you guys know what all the candy hearts are doing?! They've got some kind of crazy drugs or

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[followyouthere]

[And this would be why she has the sudden urge to chat boys up. Shit.]

They posioned the candy? They actually fucking distributed poisoned candy?!

I ATE SOME OF THAT CANDY.

[stay_cool_bro]

Calm down, I'm sure someone here knows how to fix it! What's it making you do? Are you in love with someone?

[followyouthere]

In love with -- I am not in love -- ! I don't do love.

[It's a boy's voice. Candy is kicking in.]

A single, smart young lady like myself has no time for such trivial things as relationships... [That may have been a wistful sigh at the end there. Goodness.]

[stay_cool_bro]

Um, okay...

[followyouthere]

So...

Are you in love or something?

[stay_cool_bro]

I didn't eat any of them!

[followyouthere]

...Oh. [sullenly] Lucky you.

[stay_cool_bro]

How many of those things did you down?

[followyouthere]

...Not a lot. They tasted a bit like chalk. Near same consistency.

[stay_cool_bro]

Well that's good. Feel different?

[followyouthere]

[Admit to it, don't admit to it... Don't show weakness, don't show weakness.]

Not in the slightest, hon -- NO.

[stay_cool_bro]

... You just called me 'hon.'

[followyouthere]

NO I DIDN'T.

[stay_cool_bro]

[SCOFF]

[followyouthere]

Did you just -- ?!

Asshole!

[stay_cool_bro]

There's no point in lying, you know! I'm the one trying to get to the bottom of this!