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[rhythmbox]

OMG I just ate the condensation on a diet coke and I swear I gained like .00003 ounces on my left thigh-bone. Im going to have to shave off all the little hairs on my body to compensate otherwise I daren't approach the scale for the 11 pm weigh in!!

Does anyone know if reggae is fat free?

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[joy_disaster]

You should eat peppers all day since it takes more energy to chew them than there are calories within! Don't you know these things? Butter lettuce is another good one, and don't forget to drink water at almost freezing temp - then your body has to burn calories heating it up. You can look like Anna Nicole but you have to really want it.

[rhythmbox]

Those are all good tips, but I have trouble digesting since I blocked my GI tract with vinyl caulk in an attempt to save a lil' dough on the fobi pouch surgery.

[junktime]

Just think of Mary-Kate!!