This is the Life, Every Single Day (2)

[sabine1392]

Title: Chapter One: Captain Fine (follows Prologue: Metropolis, Meet Smallville)
Author: sabine1392
Summary: Their first assignment together, a piece on pollution of the bay, goes horribly, horribly wrong, right in the worst possible place.
Rating: PG-13, for swearing
A/N: It's an AU where the Star Trek characters are actually characters in the DC Universe

Comments

[grey_bard]

Crack! So much crack! Crack of my heart! I love it.

But one hopes that Spock is a Wayne and not a Luthor...

[sabine1392]

CRACK: it's good for the soul.

And, thank god it's Spock Enterprises and not Spock Corp. Spock would be an unbeatable Luthor.

[sabine1392]

*hands you a pair of sunglasses*

HERE YOU ARE.

[sabine1392]

Well, I've got Uhura set down as Barbara Gordon in my head..... so I guess Gaila could be Cassandra!

And they could work so damn hard together. Uhura's the eyes and the ears, and Gaila's the hands. OH SHIT!

And we already know Spock's Bruce Wayne. So Spock/Uhura would have an extra level of creepy added.... MENTOR/CHILD UST!

god, i'm sorry. i'm such a massive fucking nerd.

[azurelunatic]

...eeeheeheehee! This is too good. This is so much crack! I adore it! The Romulans are a gang! Of course!

Can’t you think of something a little less cliché to say? Here, you'll want "clichéd".

[sabine1392]

THANK YOU! God, I've been furiously typing and re-reading and typing and HOPING that no unbelievable errors have been made. Thanks for pointing this out to me!

Also, thanks for reading! Nero would be the most batshit insane Mob boss ever.

[azurelunatic]

He so would. He is Not Well.

[sabine1392]

CRAZY ISSUES AHOY!