Call the Police

[starrymagician]

Title: Call the Police
Author: Poppy
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Prussia/Germany
Word Count: 1283
Warning: Oral Sex
Summary: Germany has an erection in a Munich alleyway and Prussia wants to relieve it.

Comments

[miezen]

Found this on the kink meme the other night and fucking loved it. I love how immature Prussia is being at the end. And well-written blowjobs always make me happy

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[starrymagician]

Thank you so much! :)
I'm glad it made someone happy!

[mykonos2]

I love the end - it made me laugh so much xDD Oh, Gilbert, only you can get Ludwig to do such things BD

[starrymagician]

:D He has a gift for doing it!

Thank you for the comment!

[wisteria02]

Wh-Whoa!

That was damn hot!

I was just doing a fly-by through my flist, (not even a fan of Prussia/Germany) and saw this posted in hetalia.

Dayum girl, that was awesome porn! And the ending rocks!

[starrymagician]

Thank you very much! It's always nice to hear a non-fan finding them hot! I'm glad to oblige you :)

[cattiechaos]

Oh my God, "perverted old grandma"? Only Prussia could start yelling and taunting at the person that catches him after getting someone off in an alleyway...that man has no shame. And I love it.

On a side note, Nazi uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss, so not quite ugly-as-sin...although I suppose that's relative XD

I feel the urge to make the disclaimer that I don't support/endorse the Nazi party in any way ;;

[starrymagician]

Heehee, that's why we love him! :D

Oh, I know. A lot of their uniforms I think are BEAUTIFUL but I in no way support them either! But my small headcanon is that Prussia likes the black SS uniforms more than the SA xD;;

And thank you for your comment!

[cattiechaos]

Have you seen Inglourious Bastards? I think Hollywood needs to stop casting attractive actors as Nazis! :P Christoph Waltz looked so dashing in his uniform ;;

You're very welcome! I love your icon, btw <3

[starrymagician]

Oh yes! And I know xD Ralph Finnes, Christoph Waltz.. I think they do that on purpose!

And thank you so much again :D

[mochi_roll]

It's a rarity to find well-written hot-semi-public-hot-BJ-comedy fic around LJ. Thanks for filling this! Gilbert taunting the voyeuristic (?) old lady in the end was my favorite part (aside from the hot *job* he did on Ludwig) XDDDD It made my day! More funny, reckless, exhibitionist!Germancest, please! :D

[starrymagician]

Aww, Thank you very much!
I'm glad it made your day!

Heehee, don't worry, I'll probably come up with more things soon ;)