"Hey." It was actually pretty common for all of the lights to go out, but usually, after Tony Stark tripped a breaker or caused a fire or crashed into something in the R & D level of the Avengers Tower, the emergency lights came back on. But not today. And that was a shame because he was almost sure he'd perfected grilled cheese without Pepper
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There was a figure standing there among broken fallen pieces, looking admittedly rather confused. And lacking anything resembling clothes.
"Erm, Sir, we seem to be experiencing some slight technical difficulties."
And that had to be the understatement of the month.
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They were so close, he took the steps two at a time, getting closer to the flight deck.
"Sir, do you have a back up way to suit up? Usually I handle that," He was sincerely hoping all the back up methods of suiting up worked without his input or they would have a slight problem. "I can't exactly help unless you want me to dress you up in with the kitchen utensils. I'm sure we have some metal capable of protecting you."
Looking upwards, he eyed up the expanding view, still unable to make out what was going on out there. Didn't matter, the whole building shook once more and this time, he kept his balance. "I suggest leading the danger away from here."
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Everything was quiet. Everything was still. The wind played in Jarvis's hair and--
"It's going to be weird flying blind." No Jarvis to talk him through everything, no AI to pull up anything more than radar and flight reports. He'd never actually done this without the other. His smile faltered.
"Go back inside. Hide. I'll be back soon."
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Tony was flying solo and he wasn't the only one who felt somewhat disheartened by that.
"Good luck Sir, I'll be borrowing your clothes. Do try to come back in one piece or I'm not sure what exactly I'm going to do."
As he headed inside, he took off in a slight rush towards Tonys room.. The sooner he was changed, the sooner he could at least try to do something. He didn't like feeling so useless.
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Tony dived right into the water, a little unstable, and going blind because he could only work so much himself. This suit was made to interface with JARVIS. It was made to be intuitive, just like his AI was. All of this... Was pretty awful actually.
Still, he managed to find the block in the line, noting the it was cut, neatly. He did his best to connect the Tower and then the city's power grid, but it was half assed at best. Something else was blocking the reactor, something else was inside the Tower itself. He shot off back towards his home, back towards Jarvis, and nearly overshot the landing pad, tumbling head over heels through his just refinished windows to land in a heap by the bar.
"Ou...ouch..."
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And while he couldn't do anything, it was worth being there just to be ready if he could do something.
When he heard the loud clatter not far away. he abandoned his search for longer trousers and took off running, heading straight to the flight deck in the hopes nothing bad had happened.
Skidding to a halt, he turned to Tony and paused. He had slammed right into the bar so his best guess was land complications? Ouch indeed. "Sir? Are you all right?"
He didn't realise he had moved closer to help him until he was reaching out to help him up. He could actually help him. How odd was that! He was capable of doing something at least.
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Sure, he was bruised and battered, but Tony loved every moment of it. He was insane, probably, but people tended to go with 'eccentric.' He could deal.
He set one gauntleted hand on Jarvis's shoulder.
"Flying without you sucks."
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Taking a deep breath, he set his palms on the floor and let himself relax, gently pulling away from Tonys hold.
"The feeling is very mutual, sir. I have never felt as useless as I do right now, I usually pride myself in being rather capable of meeting your needs."
Now he couldn't fix the lights or help him in flight. He wasn't doing very well at this whole human thing. "What exactly am I supposed to do? I'm not linked into anything."
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A little more scotch...
It never occurred to Tony, and why would it, for Jarvis to like his human body. They didn't work like this. There was no interface except a physical one and Tony felt naked without the AI butler doing anything he asked. Anticipating anything he might need.
He could hardly dress himself!
"But first...gotta figure out how to hook up all the systems to work on manual commands."
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In one of the other windows, he caught a reflection of himself. It was hard to get a proper look but he took himself in. Tall, blond, quite good looking from a purely objective point of view.
He moved closer but in the end, he couldn't see himself any more, just what was beyond. the city and all it's lights. He'd never really seen that either, not with human eyes. He peered down with a curious expression.
"When you designed me, did you ever consider me blond?"
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He guided the glass decantur to his tumbler again and swallowed another two mouthfuls of liquid courage and pain killer before turning back to Jarvis.
"How much of it do you remember? If I put you in one of the other suits, or into the suit constructor, could you tap into the neural interface? I could wire them together. You could guide me through projections." He sounded hopeful, but that should be forgiven.
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Moving back over to the bar, Jarvis eyed up the tumbler Tony had before looking back at the man who had made him.
"You offered Loki a drink, I assume I can have the same courtesy? I've never tried this drinking thing but it seems to help you in times of stress," not that Tony Stark should ever be an example to anyone. But Jarvis was making the best of a bad situation.
Tony did it, Mr Rhodes did it, Miss Pepper did it, everyone did it. Drinking was a custom to do when times were dire.
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And he was doing the same exact thing now. If Jarvis wanted a drink, he'd get one. Tony poured him two fifths of scotch and held it out, not left it on the bar for him to get himself.
Jarvis had been taking care of him longer than Pepper had. Or Rhodey had. Or Happy had.
He poured another glass for himself and lifted it.
"Just one, Jarvis. And then we're going to hook you back in."
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Lesson learned, when first experiencing drinks Tony enjoys, don't try to drink it that fast.
"I must say, sir, I'm not seeing the appeal," Jarvis remarked, his eyes watering slightly as he pushed the empty glass aside and got to his feet again, adjusting the collar on his shirt to try and smarten himself up a bit. He knew no one was really going to see him but he wanted to at least have some sense of pride. Especially since he just spluttered drink everywhere.
Raising an eyebrow, he looked about in confusion before turning to Tony. "How do you intend to hook me back up when I'm human?"
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Tony gestured as he turned, expecting Jarvis to simply follow him. He was quick as he headed down a flight of stairs to his personal work room, to his command center.
He ought to get Jarvis out of here, something bad was coming, but this was their best and only shot.
Tony patter a chair for Jarvis to sit in before starting with the most unobtrusive nodes.
"You remember the coding right? Focus on that."
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