*cracks her knuckles* Varda has much to do. Let's see how much she actually accomplishes before she gets bored and quits!


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Oh. Little mortal things.

No, Varda did not forget you. Varda was distracted by important Valar duties. Yes.

...Varda is going to go start working on her next edition now...

Varda (or maybe it's Varda's mun) seems to have trouble keeping track of time. Oh well! You can't complain, this is a free service!


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Hmmn. Varda seems to have a little catching up to do. Well, Varda better start!


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Varda is not in the least bit late. Varda is posting exactly when Varda intended to.


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Varda is not late. Varda has decided that the paper should be a weekend edition henceforth. Deal with it.


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Varda is not late. You are early.


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Varda wishes all the cute little elfies and humans and other things a happy Beltane! Now, the news!


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