A new House/Cam smut!fic....enter at your own risk!!!!!

[starhawk2005]

The Joi of Secks
Author: starhawk2005
Date: Sept 2005
Pairing: House/Cameron…but you might wish otherwise, very shortly.
Rating: Adult. But even those who are of age might regret it, this time…
Disclaimer: *whistles innocently* No ownie.
Special thanks to: Oh, it was beta’d, I just don’t want to name them.They’re not responsible for…this. They know who they are.

Comments

[katakombs]

Oh, yeah, now you say the writing is bad deliberately. ;)

So this is why there are so many House/Wilson and House/Chase, even House/Foreman fics. The man's a sex god.

Reading those bad!fic sites is clearly corrupting your brain!

[starhawk2005]

Oh, yeah, now you say the writing is bad deliberately. ;)

*sticks tongue out at you* Yeaaaaaah, like it wasn't self-evident. Piffle!

The man's a sex god.

It's true! And he has to do everybody in canon (and even a few lucky non-canon characters) else the constant priapism becomes very painful! *wink*

Reading those bad!fic sites is clearly corrupting your brain!

Huh? I thought I was already corrupted? *keeps an eye out for angry members of the Morality Police*

[mistress_britt]

ahahahahahahahha...You rock my socks.

[starhawk2005]

Thanks! Always happy to get your clothing boogying. *giggle*

[zeppogrl7]

LMAO

"piston of passion"! "secksual pleesare!"

lolol so funny!

[starhawk2005]

Yes, I think 'piston of passion' was my fave 'descriptor', LOL!

Glad you enjoyed! ;)

[extrabitter]

This is, by far, my favorite House/Cameron thing ever.

Heee.

[starhawk2005]

*giggle* Thanks! ;)

[katiegsr]

OMG this is hilarious Power of LurveTM I think I burst a blood vessel!

[starhawk2005]

Ooops! *passes you to House for treatment* We can't have you bleeding out! That would be bad...