A new House/Cam smut!fic....enter at your own risk!!!!!

[starhawk2005]

The Joi of Secks
Author: starhawk2005
Date: Sept 2005
Pairing: House/Cameron…but you might wish otherwise, very shortly.
Rating: Adult. But even those who are of age might regret it, this time…
Disclaimer: *whistles innocently* No ownie.
Special thanks to: Oh, it was beta’d, I just don’t want to name them.They’re not responsible for…this. They know who they are.

Comments

[marcasite]

Hahaha that was absolutely hysterical! Bad!fic can sometimes be good fic!
Oh and pr0n, gotta love it!!!

[starhawk2005]

Bad!fic can sometimes be good fic!

Sad, but true! *grin*

Oh and pr0n, gotta love it!!!

Heheh, the 'bad' was more the focus than the 'pr0n', this time, but whatever floats your boat, LOL!

[soniced_up]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
thud*passes out due to lack of oxygen from laughing so hard*
*regains consciousness remembers this line...*

“Let’s finish this up,” he said, finally straightening up. “I agreed to screw Wilson in Exam Room Twenty-Two in about a half-hour. Gotta get that all-important clinic time in, y’know.”

*...passes out again*

What else can I say. You one fuuny lady. XD

[starhawk2005]

thud*passes out due to lack of oxygen from laughing so hard*

*grabs the oxygen mask and the smelling salts*

What else can I say. You one fuuny lady. XD

Heheh, couldn't resist the opportunity to throw in a little H/W subtext...Just like canon! ;)

[princessklutz04]

i haven't laughed this hare in months! it absolutely hilarious. i'm gonna die laughing over here. this is like what? 3 catergories? pr0n (of course. where is a good fic without at least SOME pr0n), comedy (that is so self evident), and slash (sort of. implied slash, i suppose, but still a catergory!) and my favorite repeated "motif" throughout the fic?

Power of LurveTm

i think i may capture and make you my smut writing slave forever. now, back to that math test. where was i? o, right. cameron + house = teh funny hawt pr0n. no, wait, that not math...........darn you! distracting me again!

[starhawk2005]

slash (sort of. implied slash, i suppose, but still a catergory!)

I couldn't resist throwing in a little H/W subtext. I enjoy it so much on the show (shipper!whore that I am), why not throw it into the occasional H/C fic?

Power of LurveTm

*giggle* Yeah, my muses decided that the Power of LurveTM was going to be the 'official' running gag of Joi of Secks. And I never contradict my muses. Not when they're running after me with rocks and pointy things.

i think i may capture and make you my smut writing slave forever

Well, you can try, but be warned - I know Vale Tudo Kickboxing!

darn you! distracting me again!

*innocent look*

[starhawk2005]

That was absolutely hilarious!!

I'm very glad. First parody I've ever written, so I wasn't sure it would be as funny to others as it was to me...but it seems the answer is a resounding 'YES!' ;)

insane sex god, capable of acts that no human male can perform

I know! And I fully admit to being guilty of putting some of this into every fic. But a little 'porn!star!House' sprinkled into each smut!fic isn't a crime, I don't think. It's when it's exaggerated beyond what's believable, or doesn't take into account the physical capabilities of the chatacter, that we're edging into badficcary...

Power of LurveTM

Heheh, that's the fuel that powers porn!star!House, didn't you know? *giggle*

Some people just have a bit of ADHD, no?

*giggles some more* I always shake my head at authors who consistently mis-spell character names. It boggles.

No one caught my (too subliminal, I guess) reference to Hugh! (except for one of my sekrit betas)! Guess I hid it too well, heehee.

So NO, ten Vicodin does not equal 'House, the pain-free sex godYeah

[starhawk2005]

Heheh, I don't mind if he's a slut so long as I'm one of the people that gets laid by said Greggie. *innocent face*