Sep 28, 2011 17:41
Character: Simba
Fandom: The Lion King
Player Name: KP
[Jumping into the water for a swim was not supposed to send a person to an entirely new world.
So! Have a very distraught lion, trying to understand what happened to him, why it's so cold (compared to Africa), and where the Pride Lands are.]
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Okay, okay, Maka's read all about dealing with distressed animals. No sudden movements. Be calm. Hold out a towel.]
H-hey there, boy.
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[But boy are you getting a strange look.]
What kind of monkey are you? If you're even a monkey.
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She should be used to talking animals, she really should, but...it's a lion!
Well. If he can talk that means he can reason, and if he can reason he won't eat anybody.]
I didn't say cub, I just said "boy"! Unless lionesses can grow manes in your world.
...And I'm not a monkey, I'm a human.
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What's a "human" supposed to be? I've never seen anything like you in the Pride Lands.
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Eh!? N-No way!
[A familiar one at that. Didn't he spot you somewhere in the Pride Lands before?]
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[No one special he's only the king of the goddamn pridelands]
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[Oh man what was this guy's name again shiiiiiit son.]
Y-You're a freakin' lion.
[There, that works.]
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[He scrunches his face up in mild confusion.]
...A something. What are you?
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Ah, my childhood! I'm having flashbacks.
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[I mean yeah he's a king and all but still. YOU NAKED MONKEYS ARE WEIRD.]
"Your childhood"?
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[ a beat ] You could say I'm a fan.
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[Really Kida, really. Even with how fluid he moves and how not-human he so obviously is.]
A fan. That's fine, but... seriously, where are we?
[Kings have fans so this is normal. Obviously.]
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...uh...nice kitty?
[If he wasn't already pretty sure it was a bad idea to run away immediately, Duncan'd be gone like yesterday. He had enough of lions in Africa, he did not need trouble from one here, too.]
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Because he knows what that means.]
Okay, this has got to be a bad joke.
[Yes. Snark will defend him from the big predator beast that will want to eat him. Why did he leave his solar surfer at home again today?]
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The whole under-water thing? Because I'm seeing that, too.
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