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[butitstillhurts]

Character: Simba
Fandom: The Lion King
Player Name: KP

[Jumping into the water for a swim was not supposed to send a person to an entirely new world.

So! Have a very distraught lion, trying to understand what happened to him, why it's so cold (compared to Africa), and where the Pride Lands are.]

Comments

[witchbuster]

[...........A LION.

Okay, okay, Maka's read all about dealing with distressed animals. No sudden movements. Be calm. Hold out a towel.]

H-hey there, boy.

[butitstillhurts]

"Boy"? I'm not a cub.

[But boy are you getting a strange look.]

What kind of monkey are you? If you're even a monkey.

[witchbuster]

[IT. TALKS.

She should be used to talking animals, she really should, but...it's a lion!

Well. If he can talk that means he can reason, and if he can reason he won't eat anybody.]

I didn't say cub, I just said "boy"! Unless lionesses can grow manes in your world.

...And I'm not a monkey, I'm a human.

[butitstillhurts]

It's Simba, if you're going to call me anything.

What's a "human" supposed to be? I've never seen anything like you in the Pride Lands.

[ninthserenade]

[Doot doo--OH SHIT IT'S A LION.]

Eh!? N-No way!

[A familiar one at that. Didn't he spot you somewhere in the Pride Lands before?]

[butitstillhurts]

What?

[No one special he's only the king of the goddamn pridelands]

[ninthserenade]

I-It's--

[Oh man what was this guy's name again shiiiiiit son.]

Y-You're a freakin' lion.

[There, that works.]

[butitstillhurts]

And you're a... thing.

[He scrunches his face up in mild confusion.]

...A something. What are you?

[theanswerisme]

Uwaaaah~ It's Simba!

Ah, my childhood! I'm having flashbacks.

[butitstillhurts]

How do you know my name?

[I mean yeah he's a king and all but still. YOU NAKED MONKEYS ARE WEIRD.]

"Your childhood"?

[theanswerisme]

Oho, this is in-character cosplay.

[ a beat ] You could say I'm a fan.

[butitstillhurts]

Cos-- what are you even talking about?

[Really Kida, really. Even with how fluid he moves and how not-human he so obviously is.]

A fan. That's fine, but... seriously, where are we?

[Kings have fans so this is normal. Obviously.]

This Simba seems fairly responsible, time to give him a shoulder devil

[duncansdontsing]

[WHY IS THERE A LION WANDERING AROUND. THIS IS NOT SAFE, VATHEON. If he didn't already know it would end badly, Duncan would punch that stupid coral right in its stupid coral FACE.]

...uh...nice kitty?

[If he wasn't already pretty sure it was a bad idea to run away immediately, Duncan'd be gone like yesterday. He had enough of lions in Africa, he did not need trouble from one here, too.]

[butitstillhurts]

"Kitty"? I'm not a cub!

Our disney contract demands we meet.

[myowncourse]

[A lion. There is a lion there. Jim has read about lions in one of his books, but damnit, he wasn't prepared for actually seeing one face to face. Especially not in the middle of the square. Especially not completely utterly soaked.

Because he knows what that means.]

Okay, this has got to be a bad joke.

[Yes. Snark will defend him from the big predator beast that will want to eat him. Why did he leave his solar surfer at home again today?]

curse those amazingly wonderful contracts!!!

[butitstillhurts]

You're telling me.

you know, apart from the mane, they kinda got the same hairstyle.

[myowncourse]

Oh great, now I am hallucinating.

jhbds KIND OF...

[butitstillhurts]

Hallucinating what?

The whole under-water thing? Because I'm seeing that, too.