Pretty Like Poison [Division 11; Yumikkaku] [Bleach] [Giftfic!]

[vicious_lullaby]

Title :: Pretty Like Poison
Characters/Pairings :: Division 11; Yumikkaku
Rating :: PG-13
Wordcount :: 1,350
Summary :: Division 11. In the kitchen. With the zanpakutou. Enough said.
Notes :: bloodbath-party wanted Division 11 being crackily domestic, AND HOW COULD I EVER RESIST. 8D;;; Happy early Christmas! ♥

Comments

[bloodbath_party]

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I have no words. <3 That was just...hysterical? Amazing? :D

[vicious_lullaby]

Yaaaaaay, I'm glad you liked it~! ^_______^;;; You have no idea how much fun I had writing this. XD

[schweinsty]

I think I love you.

That was just - d;lkjdsdjamazing!

It must be a very special table, because I’ve seen Baldy and Fairy-san playing on it so many times! <--- = made of win.

[vicious_lullaby]

Hee, sankyuuuu~! :D

[cait_rose]

That was great! *giggles*
I love this to pieces, the thing about the glitter, Yumi's obsession over pretty beautiful things (including himself), and Yachiru's glitter cookies was adorable.
:D
And the ending - loved that too!
Nice work!!

[vicious_lullaby]

Thank you so much~! ^__^; ♥

[cait_rose]

No problems at all! I was more than happy to read :D
Hope you don't mind if I mem, coz I'm going to :D

[cait_rose]

And your icon is hilarious!

[stace_s]

OMG, I've been excited since you mentioned this last night, and waking up to see it on my flist made me so happy.

This fic is SO. MUCH. WIIIIIN! XD

“Am I, or am I not, prettier than that hunk of meat over there?!”

Ikkaku just stared.

“I know how you are about cut-up dead things!” Yumichika continued mercilessly.

Poor Yumichika, meat is so freakin disgusting and yet he's getting insecure over it! Like the steak is thining "ha ha, victory pretty boy!" ..... Just love that line.

I LOVED the whole convo between Yumichika and Yachiru too and Kenpachi rationalizing that that was why he was willing to keep everyone's favorite fruit-cake around. XD

And as other's have mentioned, I must agree. I lol-ed SO HARD at this line:

“It must be a very special table, because I’ve seen Baldy and Fairy-san playing on it so many times! Maybe it’s the most awesome table in all of Soul Society, and we get to eat at it!”XDDDDD Reminds me of the line in Where the Heart is: "and bless this food you have provided on the table before us, which we

[vicious_lullaby]

Yaaaaaay, I was hoping you'd like it~! ^__________^;;;

I totally agree about meat being disgusting, so I had fun writing poor Yumichika panicking over it. XD;;

...ahahaha, I hadn't even thought about the fornicating on tables quote when I was writing this! That part of the movie always makes me giggle so much, though. XDD

Ohohoho, yes, I really should. >D;

*glomps back~!* Sankyuuuuuu. ♥

[a_lighter_side]

Hi! That was really precious and fun, I was smiling the whole time while reading. Thank you for sharing! *memories*

[vicious_lullaby]

Eee, memories~! I'm flattered. ♥♥