Pretty Like Poison [Division 11; Yumikkaku] [Bleach] [Giftfic!]

Dec 05, 2007 12:22

Title :: Pretty Like Poison
Characters/Pairings :: Division 11; Yumikkaku
Rating :: PG-13
Wordcount :: 1,350
Summary :: Division 11. In the kitchen. With the zanpakutou. Enough said.
Notes :: bloodbath-party wanted Division 11 being crackily domestic, AND HOW COULD I EVER RESIST. 8D;;; Happy early Christmas! ♥

Are you preening over a frying pan? )

bleach, bleach:yumichika, bleach:yachiru, bleach:11th division, bleach:yumikkaku, bleach:ikkaku, bleach:kenpachi

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stace_s December 6 2007, 01:08:46 UTC
OMG, I've been excited since you mentioned this last night, and waking up to see it on my flist made me so happy.

This fic is SO. MUCH. WIIIIIN! XD

“Am I, or am I not, prettier than that hunk of meat over there?!”

Ikkaku just stared.

“I know how you are about cut-up dead things!” Yumichika continued mercilessly.

Poor Yumichika, meat is so freakin disgusting and yet he's getting insecure over it! Like the steak is thining "ha ha, victory pretty boy!" ..... Just love that line.

I LOVED the whole convo between Yumichika and Yachiru too and Kenpachi rationalizing that that was why he was willing to keep everyone's favorite fruit-cake around. XD

And as other's have mentioned, I must agree. I lol-ed SO HARD at this line:

“It must be a very special table, because I’ve seen Baldy and Fairy-san playing on it so many times! Maybe it’s the most awesome table in all of Soul Society, and we get to eat at it!”

XDDDDD Reminds me of the line in Where the Heart is: "and bless this food you have provided on the table before us, which we commited sin upon this very morning" or somethin to that extent. XD

NOW you need to fill in those blanks and write the table-sex and the sneaking-over-to-Yumichika's late night secret sex XD

*glomp* Overall, a very wholehearted <3

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vicious_lullaby December 7 2007, 09:28:04 UTC
Yaaaaaay, I was hoping you'd like it~! ^__________^;;;

I totally agree about meat being disgusting, so I had fun writing poor Yumichika panicking over it. XD;;

...ahahaha, I hadn't even thought about the fornicating on tables quote when I was writing this! That part of the movie always makes me giggle so much, though. XDD

Ohohoho, yes, I really should. >D;

*glomps back~!* Sankyuuuuuu. ♥

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