Resistance would be bad.

[tennis_borg]

Wr are the Tennis Borg.

You will be assimilated.

Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

You will, from this day forth, service us.

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You have got to be kidding me

[mib_khan]

What's next, the Bjorn Borg collective?

*beams a moderate dosage of Jellico neuropeptide viral enhancer into their air ducts*

Now, drunk tennis balls? This should be interesting.

Re: You have got to be kidding me

[tennis_borg]

Resistance is not advisa...sa....sa.....vivible.

You will be assistinated.....

Error, speech patterns have gone in...in....some really long word.

[initiating repairs]

[karaksindru]

Well crap, Khan, as if I didn't have enough to do just keeping this station from drifting off in a myriad of different directions, I now have to either stop or repair the tennis-borg ... ;P

[mib_khan]

...as if I didn't have enough to do just keeping this station from drifting off in a myriad of different directions...

Er, have you run out of duct tape? Do the replicators not have the record for this product? How do you think my ship stays together? *points out a window at the Drunken Bastard, which is managing to list convincingly in microgravity*

Admittedly, I also use chewing gum and baling wire...but only when my ship's replicators are offline.

[diziara]

i.c.: The Klingon/Trill hybrid bitch pilot borderline nympho sex kitten arms herself with a S.E.P. field, and a tennis racket. Should the Tennis Borg bouncing around the station become a problem, she's armed and ready to deal with the threat.

o.o.c. moderation note: I'm cool with a Tennis borg invasion of the station, however if I find your presence to be a problem, be aware I will warn you to tone it down before taking any steps needed to keep the peace around here. But as long as it's all fun and games, have fun, and enjoy your stay on the station. :)

[tennis_borg]

i.c.: We are aware of your defenses and are prepared to adapt. *bit worried about the tennis racket*

o.o.c.: Gotcha!

[diziara]

ic: The Klingon/Trill nut case takes to walking around the station idly swinging the tennis racket for the tennis borg to easily see, as she grins and hums some random klingon battle song.

[tennis_borg]

*bounces out of the way, giving her a wide path*

*attempts to assimilate her footprints*