whistling innocently, little drones wander up close to redshirts all over the station, infect them with nanoprobes, and then wander away ever so sneakily...

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*places sign up*
[sign] - "Assimilation does a body good."

We are seeking applicants!

          The Suida Viarum took longer to notice the asteroid, as they were more intent on studying the station and tennis_borg before them than the space behind them. When they did spot it, however, Captain Carradine immediately hailed starbase668.
          "The asteroid has received permission to assume a parking orbit alongside the station," starbase668's commander informed ( Read more... )

          The USS Suida Viarum, a Norway-class vessel, has arrived to investigate the tennis_borg problem at starbase668. They will not be docking with the station for obvious reasons, but will be beaming personnel aboard to meet with the station's command and security personnel.
          On their way in-system, they passed a number of ships fleeing the area because of ( Read more... )

ooc: See this conversation thread under this entry in the community to pick up on what events lead up to this post.

ic: Diziara wandered through the crowd, bouncing a tennis borg between her tennis racket and the floor, making sure to keep it quick enough so as to keep the tennis borg from assimilating the racket as they had her boot earlier. She ( Read more... )

Wr are the Tennis Borg.

You will be assimilated.

Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

You will, from this day forth, service us.