[If Starkiller learned anything here, one could not live on protein cubes or the Force alone. He wanted to think he was above begging his roommates to cook something for him. Even when his stomach was protesting loud enough to sound like an angry rancor
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I can help you with that one, if you'd like. I used to use them back home.
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Obi-Wan tries very hard not to laugh when he steps foot into the house, taking sight of the fried microwave and the flooded kitchen floor. By the Force, he somehow manages to keep a straight face as he looks at Leroy Starkiller evenly.]
Oh dear. Defective, you said? It was working fine yesterday... What exactly happened, Leroy?
[Nevermind that he's pretty sure he knows darn well what happened.]
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[It's still sparking at him! He gives it another charge of lightning before sending it out the door with the Force.]
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Leroy! [He looks at him, exasperated.] There are better ways to deal with problems than abusing the Force! [And now he's crossing his arms over his chest all stern-like.] I would be very interested in knowing what happened.
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Such as? [He doesn't know a better way to get his point across.]
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[Some one who also does not know what a microwave is. ]
Does it really dispense food?
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[No, he's not bitter. A little hungry maybe.]
According to another it's meant to cook food that you put inside.
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That thing does not dispense food. It cooks the food that you're supposed to put inside it. Obviously, if you don't put food inside it, you're not going to get any food out of it.
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Do you need help?
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[I think.]
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