[If Starkiller learned anything here, one could not live on protein cubes or the Force alone. He wanted to think he was above begging his roommates to cook something for him. Even when his stomach was protesting loud enough to sound like an angry rancor
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Obi-Wan tries very hard not to laugh when he steps foot into the house, taking sight of the fried microwave and the flooded kitchen floor. By the Force, he somehow manages to keep a straight face as he looks at Leroy Starkiller evenly.]
Oh dear. Defective, you said? It was working fine yesterday... What exactly happened, Leroy?
[Nevermind that he's pretty sure he knows darn well what happened.]
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[It's still sparking at him! He gives it another charge of lightning before sending it out the door with the Force.]
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Leroy! [He looks at him, exasperated.] There are better ways to deal with problems than abusing the Force! [And now he's crossing his arms over his chest all stern-like.] I would be very interested in knowing what happened.
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Such as? [He doesn't know a better way to get his point across.]
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Such as calmly deducing what is causing the problem and coming up with non-violent ways to solve it, like repair or... I don't know, asking someone for help! [Huff. He looks out the door for a moment at the unfortunate heap of microwave, then back at Leroy.] You blew up the microwave, didn't you?
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[Leroy is a terrible liar.] Yes.
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That's all you had to say, you know. [He shakes his head, uncrossing his arms and clapping Leroy on the shoulder.] Tomorrow, we'll go get a new one and I'll show you how to use it. In the mean time, would you like me to make you something?
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Don't bother with a new one.
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Why not? I'm sure the others in the house might like to use it. [Pause.] Are you intending to assault the microwave every time we get a new one?
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At least get one that works properly. [He was still partly convinced it was defective.]
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