✖ Dante ✖ Mission One: Brave new world || Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

I never thought I'd see the day I'd be calling currency munnie without getting some kind of injury. I'm gonna take a guess and say this is a lot like some really bad acid trip. [A sigh.] This sure isn't hell but it's not Jersey either.

[Dante's standing in a well-lit street fixing his coat and looking from side to side. Although he just finished

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[Video]

[albinoidiot]

That's a real shame, they would be pretty good around the ladies if you catch my-

[And he stares at the feed. That's not right.]

Funny. You look kinda like...

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

You look like...

[And he stops. Laughs a little.]

You look like Luke Skywalker. Now that I think about it you really look like this bad-ass called Luke Skywalker.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

Those creatures that informed us of the darkness destroying our worlds? Those are called moogles.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Moogles, hu? What are they, some sort of fairy's? Little cupids? They're cute, don't get me wrong, they're just not that cute when they come around bearing you bad news.

[Video]

[mountain_sage]

I...don't know what they are, exactly. But they've been very helpful in a very confounding situation.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

You're telling me. I don't think I've ever gotten free money before. Wonder how many dollars this is all worth...

[Voice]

[eyeofazure]

They're so cute, but they don't like to be hugged.

[...Yeah she found that out the hard way.]

[Voice]

[albinoidiot]

Why would you want to hug them? They're naked. Did you notice that? Naked.

[Voice]

[eyeofazure]

[Dante did you not notice that they are adorable?]

S-so what? People hug their dogs and cats and they don't wear clothes either.

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[albinoidiot]

That's different. Dogs and cats don't talk so you know they don't exactly go around thinking intelligent thoughts like 'I'm naked'.

[death_is_a_riot]

Heh, heh, hehe

[ Don’t mind him. Just standing over here… laughing at you. ]

At least you were able to wake up~ Otherwise… I might have needed to look after you~

[albinoidiot]

Well, hello there creepy guy.

[He's just going to pout at your general direction.]

That's a lot of kindness from a stranger, taking care of unconscious people.

[death_is_a_riot]

[Creepy guy nickname = bigger creeper guy smile ]

I always look after unconscious people… it is required from people in my pro~fess~ion~

[albinoidiot]

Oh yeah? What's that, a doctor? You sure don't look like a doctor.

[A shame Dante finds creepy guys interesting. Now he's going to be stuck to you like glue.]

That's a nice hat you got there.

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[no_souls_here]

[This is only the guy's intro and Ciel already doesn't like him. Wrinkles his nose in disgust and prepares to be condescending]

As charming as that little hypothesis of yours is- I'm afraid what they said is true. [And we're stuck with you... ugh]

This isn't just some other country, it's another world. [Twitch] And... they do have fur. [Moogles aren't naked]

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[albinoidiot]

That so, kid? How do you figure?

[Not that he doesn't believe there are other worlds out there or other dimensions, he's just making sure people are on the same page.]

And fur doesn't mean they're not naked.

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[no_souls_here]

I've been here long enough, the story remains consistent, and I've been to some of the other worlds here.

[is not even going to dignify that last bit with a response]

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[albinoidiot]

How do we get to other worlds?