✖ Dante ✖ Mission One: Brave new world || Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

I never thought I'd see the day I'd be calling currency munnie without getting some kind of injury. I'm gonna take a guess and say this is a lot like some really bad acid trip. [A sigh.] This sure isn't hell but it's not Jersey either.

[Dante's standing in a well-lit street fixing his coat and looking from side to side. Although he just finished

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[death_is_a_riot]

Heh, heh, hehe

[ Don’t mind him. Just standing over here… laughing at you. ]

At least you were able to wake up~ Otherwise… I might have needed to look after you~

[albinoidiot]

Well, hello there creepy guy.

[He's just going to pout at your general direction.]

That's a lot of kindness from a stranger, taking care of unconscious people.

[death_is_a_riot]

[Creepy guy nickname = bigger creeper guy smile ]

I always look after unconscious people… it is required from people in my pro~fess~ion~

[albinoidiot]

Oh yeah? What's that, a doctor? You sure don't look like a doctor.

[A shame Dante finds creepy guys interesting. Now he's going to be stuck to you like glue.]

That's a nice hat you got there.

[death_is_a_riot]

I am the person guests are sent to when the Doctor fails~

[He doesn’t mind. You are a funny kind of person. ]

The Undertaker~

[albinoidiot]

Oh, I get it.

[And he sniff's the air. Do you smell like a demon, mister? Or maybe and angel?]

Sorry to disappoint, I don't hit the sac that easily.

[death_is_a_riot]

[Or nether? A shinigami even retired should have a unique scent of their own, I think. ]

That is a shame…

[He really does seem disappointed but he brightens as soon as a new idea occurs to him. ]

But you could try one of my lovely coffins on for size anyway~ Even you would need one… eventually…

[albinoidiot]

[And he won't be able to smell anything... which is even more creepier. Regardless, he flashes the guy a grin.]

Is that how you start conversation to make some friends? [He laughs.]

Believe me, you don't have to shove me in a coffin to get me to like you. Buy me a beer, buy me some food, something like that and you have my friendship. Nothing to it! Unless you really want me to because then I'd have to do it...

[death_is_a_riot]

[Is that how you start conversation to make some friends?]

Heh, heh, heh…

[Yea… pretty much… ]

I have no use for the Queen’s money…

[Or is it the King’s here? He doesn’t know, but either way he is broke. ]

If I really wanted you to… you would do it~? That’s interesting, isn’t it…~?

[Where did that coffin suddenly appear from? Does it matter? Undertaker slowly pulls back the lid. ]

It is very soft and comfortable inside here~ You should drift right off to sleep~

[albinoidiot]

Well, would you look at that.

[You just made a coffin appear out of thin air. Where have I seen this before...]

You really take this undertaker business seriously, don't you? All right, I'll bite. I was expecting finding a girl somewhere and getting laid but trying out a coffin is decent, I suppose.

[Walking over to it. Pokes it.]

So what does it do? Suck out people's soul? Kill them? Maybe summon a demon or two?

[death_is_a_riot]

[Pardon this pause for maniacal laughter. You truly are an interesting person!]

It doesn’t have any kind of special power~

[Undertaker lovingly runs a hand along the coffin’s shiny black surface. ]

Isn’t it pretty~? The perfect kind of place to spend the rest of eternity~

[albinoidiot]

[He contemplates.]

You know, I've never seen a coffin to be anything more than a box but I guess you would have to make 'em nice and fancy. Eternity is a long time.

[He's a curious devil-boy and he's peering inside.]

You just make it a habit of makin' them appear out of nowhere? You don't have a lot of friends, do you?

[death_is_a_riot]

[Behold the glory of the perfect red satin lining! ]

This is just something I was able to bring from home~ Most of my friends must have… not… made it this far~

[Still smiling, this is not a problem maybe? Or is it funny that so many people couldn’t escape the darkness? ]

Though I have seen a certain Earl here~

[albinoidiot]

I don't know what you're goin' on about but this is one soft coffin.

[Don't mind Dante, he's just opened it and is patting at the... padding.]

Considering how I sleep on a couch back home, I'm a little envious. Does this mean you know how to sew?

[death_is_a_riot]

Some one who appreciates fine craftsmanship~!

[This isn’t minded at all! In fact it is nice to meet someone who can appreciate things like this. ]

Then maybe you would like to have this one~? It does make a much better place to sleep, even better than a bed~

[For the sewing question the Undertaker just kinds of nods and smiles at the handcrafted stitches that went into the lining. ]

I would have to sew in order to do something like this~ There are so many things that I often need to stitch together…~

[albinoidiot]

[Dante might act like an idiot but he saw two things in this. One, a free coffin. Best place to hide things because no one likes coffins. Secondly, the guy can stitch.]

I get it, that's a sneaky way of saying you stitch skin up together. [And he stitches up corpses? He can definitely stitch up leather. He has been looking for getting a new coat. This guy was a keeper.]

As weird of a gift as it is, I'm a sucker for free stuff. Don't know where I'd keep it though.