HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!!

Aug 03, 2008 16:12

Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author: star_drop8

Length: Chaptered (chapt4 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open... The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......

or should I just say voodoo

*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
*A/N: So sorry!! it's been awhile since i last updated....my apologies!!



PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE??  ::  HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME??  ::  HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2

Chapter 4: 'HAD A NICE EAT? PLEASE HAVE 2NDS OR 3RDS OR 4THS!!'

-"Here goes nothing...again..." I turned the knob...
-"Wait what are you doing?!" Oh ruin the moment why don't you?? I turned around to face Yunho.

-"What??"

-"You're not planning to go in there are you??"

-"Uh...yes that is why I'm here!!"

-"You can't go in there!!" He yelled. He then turned to Junsu and Yoochun. "How can you let him go in there??" Yoochun just looked the other way, whistling while Junsu kicked at the ground.

-"He chose to go in himself, if one of us were to be eatened up by the house he would be the perfect choice." Junsu voiced. Wow and I call them my friends.

-"We're going in there with you." Why was Yunho acting so protective all of a sudden?

-"Uh what?!" Kangin shouted. "All he said was he was going to the house he didn't say nothing about going in it!! Are you mad??"

-"I think I'll be fine out here..you just go and take your time..." Leeteuk said quietly.

-"I can't breathe correctly....the smell of his feet his still in my nose!!" Shindong was violently rubbing his nose.

-"Fine then I'll go with him. I have guts. All you guys have is chicken courage!! Stay out here by yourselves!!" Yunho shouted before turning to me.

-"Yea yea nice speech. Can we go in now??" I attempted to turn the knob again. But, Kangin came out of nowhere and beat me to it. And the door was open too!!

-"You ruined my perfect moment!!" I shouted.

-"NO one calls me a chicken!! Lets go already!!" He attempted to walk in the house, but I pushed him aside.

-"I'm going to take the first step into the house. You follow." I took careful steps into the house. The creaking and croaking of the floor boards was really annoying my ears. It's hard to say that the inside looked nothing like the outside. Inside was nicely furnished. There was even a-

-"Tv!! Kangin shouted before jumping onto the sofa and flickering it on.

-"Kangin!! You can't do that!!! You don't know whose house this is!!" Yunho whispered.

-"Spongebob is on!!" Kangin squealed in delight. I shook my head at the sight. I went to look around some more.

-"Where are you going?? We're already in here isn't that enough??" Yunho whispered.

-"I'm going to check this place out, you go look over there..unless...you're really scared...I mean Kangin seems to be enjoying himself." We both look over to where Kangin was.

-"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! Spongebob squarepants!!" Kangin chanted along with the tv, clapping his hands like a kid watching barney. (A/n: can you imagine?? lol)

-"Alright alright, but no more than 20minutes ok?? I'm not going to be accused of breaking and entering you hear me??" Why was Yunho so worried about that??

-"Whatever just go look over there." I said pointing towards the halls. I went to other direction. Not so soon after I found myself in the kitchen. Did I tell you that even though the house was nicely furnished, the color was too dreary and all the windows and what not were boarded up. There was smell of inscent everywhere. Now the kitchen, didn't even look like a kitchen at all. I mean yea, there was a fridge, but there were shruken heads, weird cutting tools, a big old looking book, jars with body parts in them like eyes and ears...Like that mattered anyway!! There was food on the table!! Like a feast prepared for a king!! I ran to the table and began helping myself.

-"Mmmm..so good!!" I mumbled as i stuffed my mouth with potato salad. I was in heaven. Ok well a dark eerie looking type of heaven, but I didn't care because here I was, with tons of food infront of me!!

++MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE++

-"You know...they've been taking quite a long time in that house...don't you think something might have happened to them??" Leeteuk asked as he played with the gate.

-"Uh...n-no...they can handle themselves...I'm sure..." Junsu mumbled.

-"But, it's getting dark out!!" Yoochun exclaimed.

-"Yea and we shouldn't even be here in the first place..." Leeteuk added on.

-"No one asked you to follow you know.." Junsu still mumbling.

-"And what about you?? You didn't follow also?? I think you did!!" Leeteuk retorted.

-"ZzZZzzzzzz..." Shindong was on the floor snoring. A bird then flew over to them and gently rested on Shindong's shoulder.

-"Ahh!! Get it off!! Get it off!! It's going to get me!! AHh!!" Shindong started panicking as he ran through the gate and towards the house. Then cat that was near by, crawled into a garbage can a growled causing the others to get scared.

-"Wait for us!!" Yoochun yelled tagging behind Shindong. Leeteuk and Junsu were fighting their way past the gate until the heard the growling again.

-"Move!!" Leeteuk pushed Junsu and ran.

-"No!! Don't leave me!! I'm the adorable one!!!" Junsu raced up to the others causing all of them to fall infront of the door.

-"Why am I always on the bottom..." Yoochun cried out. "I can't breathe!!" Yoochun was at the bottom of the pile. He had actually past Shindong and was about to run into the house when Junsu and Leeteuk came crashing into them. "Get off me!!" He cried. When they were finally off eachother, Yoochun ran towards the door again. Leeteuk saw this and pulled him back.

-"If anything, I should go in first!! I'm the oldest!!"

-"No...I was the fastest!! And besides, what are you still doing in highschool?? You should've graduated already!!" Yoochun was trying to free himself.

-"I'm just a little behind on my studies!! That's all!! It shouldn't concern you!!" Junsu then took this as a chance to run past them, but was caught by Yoochun.

-"Oh no you don't!!" Yoochun shouted. The three started to cram themselves through the door.

-"Move your arm!!"

-"Get your leg out of there!!"

-"I'm squished you guys move!!"

-"We can't!!"

Shindong slowly walked back then called out:

"22 16 31!! hut hut!!" He then ran with great force into the three stuck at the door way and knocked them into the house.

-"Awww...my back..."

-"This is not what a teenage boy should endure..."

-"Am I still alive??"

-"SHINDONG GET OFF OF US!!"

-"Fine!! I'll take that as a thankyou!!" Shindong got himself up. They then heard a scream from the living room.

-"NOOOOO!!!" They all jumped up.

-"Who was that??" Junsu asked.

-"We should go and check it out." Yoochun suggested.

-"Good idea!! Ready...go!!" Leeteuk shouted as the three ran into the livingroom. Shindong stayed behind.

-"Stop whatever it is you're doing!!" Leeteuk shouted as Junsu and Yoochun appeared at his sides. Leeteuk was in the middle, holding his hands in a position as if he had a gun. Junsu and Yoochun were in the same position except their arms were in the air.

-"Yah!! Who do you guys think you are?? Charlie's angels?? Your disturbing my tv time!!" Kangin shouted. Shindong then walked in past the three and took a seat next to Kangin.

++IN THE BACKROOM++

-"I can't believe i'm in here.." Yunho sat on the bed. "I wonder if he's home...but just hiding..." Yunho got up and looked under the bed. "Are you hiding??" Ofcourse no one responded. "I can't stay in here..." Yunho got up and left the room. A figure then appeared from behind the door once Yunho was gone.

++IN THE KITCHEN++

-"Squid bites!!" Changmin was still eating the food. He didn't notice a figure walking up behind him.

*STRANGER'S POV*

He and his friends broke into my house!! And here he was infront of me!! Eating my food!! Does he not notice that I'm behind him?!

I tilted my head at him. That greedy pig!!

-"Squid bites!!" He squealed before he attacks the food once more.

-"Changmin..." I whispered. And here I thought he wasn't like the rest...I thought he wasn't like Yunho...but he's eating my food!! I take my scissors out from my back pocket and cut a piece of his hair and shirt. I then take a clip of his skin and let the blood drip into the tube I held in the other hand. I had gotten what i needed. He won't get away with this.

I walked out of the kitchen. I'll let the greedy kid continue eating. That'll be the last time he'll ever enjoy eating. On my way out I bumped into Yunho. Aw man!! I wasn't supposed to be seen!!

He opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but I beat him to it.

-"Out." I turned my back at him and walked back to my room.

*CHANGMIN'S POV*

-"Changmin!! What are you doing!!?" Yunho came and pulled me away from the table.

-"I'm not finished!! There is so much to eat!!" I grabbed a tater-tot. He smacked it out of my hand.

-"What is with you?! You can have some too!!" I shouted.

-"You can't eat this food!! It does not belong to you!! But, I see I'm too late because half of the food-no three quarters of the food is gone!! Come on we can't stay here any longer." He pulled me out of the kitchen.

-"NO!! But, I'm not finished!!"

-"Yes you are." We walked into the livingroom to see the others jumping up in down in excitement.

-"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!" Kangin sang.

-"Spongebob squarepants!!" The others shouted. The Shindong started to do a damn cheer. He was waving and kicking. What was this, school team try outs??

-"We're leaving." I gnarled at them. I wasn't in the mood. I was disturbed from my eating.

-"But, it's a marathon!!" Junsu pleaded.

-"So? You can watch it at your own house!! Lets go!!" Yunho shouted. The others pouted.

-"But, this is spongebob we're talking about.." Leeteuk's lip stuck out as he stared at the ground.

-"And I can't watch spongebob at my house because my parents will think I have problems." Yoochun said.

-"I wonder why...maybe because their son, who is in highschool, is still watching kiddy shows." I retorted.

-"You know you like spongebob too!!" Kangin yelled. I did like spongebob. But, when it came to my food, spongebob came in last.

-"Can't we watch one more episode??" Shindong was on his knees. We then heard glass shatter in the back. Shindong got up and ran out of the house, knocking all of us down like a bunch of bowling pins.

-"Spongebob will just have to wait!!" Leeteuk screamed as he got up and ran after Shindong. The rest followed. I took this as a chance to sneak back into the kitchen. I didn't make it. A hand grabbed me.

-"Just one more bite?? Please??"

-"No." Yunho dragged me out of the house.

-"Are you ready kids??" Kangin jumped infront of us, covering on of his eyes with his hand, pretending he was a pirate.

-"Ay ay captain!!" Shindong and Leeteuk brought their hands to their foreheads, as if saluting the idiot.

-"I can't hear you!!"

-"Ay ay captain!!" Junsu and Yoochun shouted.

-"Ooohh...Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!" Kangin was spinning in a circle.

-"Spongebob squarepants!!" Oh my god, even Yunho. They all started to skip around Kangin in a circle. Can you believe I was friends with all of them?

*Flashback**5 years ago*

-"Changmin!! Over here!!" Yunho waved to me. I ran up to him. He was with Junsu and Yoochun.

-"Hey you guys."

-"Lets go the the amusement park!! Kangin and the others will be there!!" Junsu was anxious to go. He couldn't wait.

-"Ok lets go then!!" I said grabbing his hand.

-"Yay!! You came!!" Kangin gave me a bear hug.

-"Nice to see you too!!" He was squeezing the life out of me.

-"Lets go on the water rides!! Want to go with me Changmin??" Leeteuk pulled my hand before I could give an answer. "Come on you guys!!" We all ran on line.

We were going on the water bumper cars. Shindong was by himself, Kangin was with Junsu and Yoochun was with Yunho. We had made a bet to see who would end up in the water first.

-"Bump into them!!" I pointed at Junsu and Kangin. Leeteuk rammed into them. Water splashed onto Junsu's hair.

-"My hair!! Don't wet my hair!!" Yunho and Yoochun Bumped us from behind.

-"Hey!! That's not fair!!" I wined. Then Shindong crashed into all of us. He did it so hard, he ended up tipping of the car. He grabbed onto our car and flipped us over as well.

-"Ah ha!! Changmin and Leeteuk got soaked!! You lose!!" Yoochun teased. Leeteuk snuck up behind him and pushed him over.

-"AAAhhh!!!" He screamed pulling Yunho in with him.

-"I'm drowning!! I'm drowning!!" He yelled. Yunho pulled him up.

-"We're in 4ft of water!!" He laughed.

-"Looks like the un-defeatable Kangin and Junsu are the winners!!" Junsu and Kangin cheered themselves on. We all gathered around their car.

-"Ahh!!" Junsu held onto Kangin. We all took a hold of their car and pushed it off the edge. In the process, the wall holding the water in broke and we all fell out, water flowig everywhere. Shindong had landed on a small boy.

-"Mommy!!" The boy cried from beneath Shindong's butt.

-"Yesung!!" The mother cried out in horror, smacking Shindong with her purse.

We were band from the park ever since.

*End of f/b*

-"Changmin!! You're bleeding!!" Junsu grabbed my arm.

-"Huh?? I am??" I looked down at my blood stained sleeve.

-"How could you not know you was bleeding!!? Can't you be more careful??" Yoochun scolded.

-"Thanks, but I already have a mom, I don't need two." I pulled away from Junsu.

-"You should have never went inside that house in the first place!!" Why was Yunho still on that subject??

-"Do you know something about that house?" I was poking at him. "Huh??"

-"N-no, I was just saying..." Yunho faced the other way. " Lets go!!" He told his 'group'.

-"See you at school tomorrow 'butt'kerteers!!" Kangin shouted as they headed the opposite way.

-"Ugh it's still not over between us!!" I said under my breath.

The minute I got home, I got straight into doing Mrs. Dana's homework. I did not want to go through what had happened today, again. In 3hours, I was finished. I would've finished earlier, but I had to take some snack breaks.

I was finally ready for bed.

++AT THE CREEPY HOUSE++

Changmin's piece of cloth, his blood, and hair were all dropped into a cauldron. Smoke was everywhere. A spoonful of the potion was poured into a small tube. A hand took the tube and put it into a small doll, a replica of Changmin. The figure than shook the doll, took the blood that was left and smeared it all over the doll.

-"Changmin..." He whispered. He then chanted a spell upon the doll.

'If it's food you want
then it's food you'll have.
You will forever be hungry.
Your stomach will betray you.
You will wish you've never laid eyes on food.
From this point on
you are a victim.
a victim of food voodoo.'

He then took a needle and pinned it into the dolls stomach.

++AT CHANGMIN'S HOUSE++

-"AHHH!!" Changmin woke up holding his stomach. He fell off his bed. "Ow!!" He moaned in pain, holding now both his stomach and butt.

++AT SCHOOL++

-"What's with the raccoon look??" Yoochun asked me as I walked up to them at the school gate.

-"Couldn't sleep."

-"Why??" Junsu put his hand to my forehead. "You're not sick are you??"

-"No, I was just having stomach pains."

-"You shouldn't had eatened all of that food yesterday." Yunho walked past us. He was listening to the conversation.

-"Stay out of this!!" I snapped. I was not in a cheery mood this morning.

-"Are you talking to me??" Yunho grabbed my shirt. I saw Jaejoong walking into the school.

-"Jaejoong!!" I waved to him. He turned around and gave me this angry look. He then pointed to me before snapping his fingers. I didn't know what happened next. I was taking a bite out of Yunho's jacket.

-"My jacket!!" Yunho tried pushing me away from him. I kept chewing. A big piece of his jacket was gone. I looked up at where Jaejoong was. He was staring at me with angry eyes. he then snapped his fingers again. I let go of Yunho's jacket.

He pushed me before looking at the same direction I was staring and caught of glimpse of Jaejoong before Jaejoong ran inside. He then looked back at me.

-"Yo-you stay away from me!! You hear?!" He pushed me again, this time harder. I fell backwards. He ran like someone was going to kill him. He kept yelling for me to stay away from him.

-"What the hell was that?!" Yoochun helped me up.

-"Changmin answer us!!" Junsu slapped me. I was dazed. I didn't know what had just happened. He slapped me again before I burped a piece of Yunho's jacket out of my mouth.

-"Excuse me." I said politely. Yoochun waved his hand infront of his nose.

-"Eww leather breath." Yoochun whined.

(Chapter 5):SPONGEBOB WOULD MAKE A TASTY SPONGE CAKE..YUM!!

length: chaptered, fandom: superjunior, rating: pg, focus: changmin, focus: jaejoong, fandom: dbsk, fic: food voodoo, genre: crossover, genre: crack

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