HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!!
Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author:
star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (chapt2 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy.
It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open...
The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food?
Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE??
Chapter2: 'Hello??? Any Food Home??'
We were walking out of the school. I couldn't get that picture out of my mind. The way Jaejoong smiled. The way he stared. That boy WAS weird.
-"What are you doing standing with that weird kid?" Yoochun was making a big deal out of it.
-"It's nothing."
-"Nothing?!" Junsu held onto my shoulders. "He could've killed you!!"
-"That's blowing things out of proportion don't you think?" I brushed Junsu off of me.
-"You know nothing about him!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"And you do??"
-"I know he has no friends because he is unable to keep any." Yoochun said.
-"And how is that possible??" I asked
-"I don't know" Yoochun shrugged.
-"Well that was useless."
-"I heard that if you do the littlest thing to him, he'll become your enemy. That is why no one ever befriended him. No one wanted to feel his wrath. I heard he does horrible things.." Junsu said.
-"Oh yea?? Like what?" I asked.
-"I don't know."
-"And that was useless as well." I shook my head.
-"Ah asswad we meet again!!" Kangin and his crew appeared before us.
-"Move powder puff." I pushed him out of the way.
-"I told you I wasn't finished with you all!!" He shouted.
-"And we care because?!" Junsu asked.
-"We are going to settle this once and for all!!" I said while staring at Shindong. I had something to pick with him since first period.
-"So let us settle this right now!!" Leeteuk shouted.
-"What are you doing??" Yoochun whispered into my ear.
-"Don't mind that." I whispered back.
-"What do you mean don't mind that??!" Junsu screeched.
-"Shut up and let me take care of this!!"
-"No!! We don't know what the have planned!!" Yoochun yelled. We started arguing with eachother, completely forgetting about Kangin and his friends. Then for some reason i felt a cold chill...
-"Hey I think you guys might want to stop arguing with eachother...you have bigger things to deal with.." Yunho came to our side and told us. I looked down.
-"We've been de-pants!!" I shouted in horror.
Yoochun and Junsu tried to pick their pants up but ended up falling. Shindong tied their shoelaces to eachother. They struggled to get up.
-"Ladies and germs!! Gather around to see this free show featuring asswad and the waddettes!!" Kangin yelled. A crowd of students surrounded us with laughter. How can I be embarrassed like this twice in one day?? I tried covering myself.
-"Look!! He has on teletubbies boxers!!" One girl shouted pointing to Yoochun.
-"And I thought powerpuff girls were bad!!" Leeteuk cried with laughter.
-"And look everyone!!" Shindong turned my back to the crowd. "He has a dent in his ass!! His name is no longer asswad!! It's assdent!!" Shit!! I forgot I had a hole in my boxers from that damn spit ball. I pushed Shindong away from me.
-"Grab them!!" Kangin yelled as he took a hold of me. Leeteuk took a hold of Yoochun. Shindong, Junsu. "Yunho now!!" Yunho appeared out of nowhere with a bottle of glue. He then poured it down our boxers.
-"AHHHH!!" We shouted at the gooey substance against our skin. We were then pushed against each other. We were stuck in an awkward position. Just picture it. Three friends being glued together by their boxers. No a good thing.
-"Don't move Yoochun!!" Junsu screamed. The crowd was still laughing.
-"We just can't stand here like this!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"But, I'm not about to have my boxers ripped apart from trying to pull away from you two!!" I yelled.
-"Ok we move together...1-2-3!!" We tried to move but we fell. On top of Kangin and his friends.
-"Get off of me!!" Kangin yelled. The crowd yet was still laughing. Damn we should get paid for the show we were giving.
-"Uh...I think we're stuck as well.." Leeteuk pointed out as we tried to wiggle himself free. He was actually right. The glue hadn't exactly dried..so they were stuck to us as well. An even more awkward scene. Just imagine it. You being stuck together with both your friends and enemies, in your boxers!! Ah..this wass going to haunt me for life.
-"Get yourself of of me!!" Shindong tried pushing Yoochun.
-"Do you think I want to be stuck to you?! Think again!!"
The crowd was clapping again.
-"Did you get the picture??"
-"Yea this is going in the year book!!"
-"This is so funny!!"
-"I have to send this to everyone else!!"
I heard people in the crowd talking. Ah this was the most humiliating day of my life. But, why could I only think about food?
-"Who's stomach was that??" We heard something growl.
-"It wasn't mine!!" Shindong was the first to point out.
-"Sorry..." I mumbled.
-"How can you be hungry at a time like this?!" Kangin yelled.
-"This is all your fault!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"It's pay back!!" Leeteuk defended
-"How is it pay back when you three are making fools of yourselves as well?!" Junsu retorted. My stomach growled again.
-"CHANGMIN!!"
-"Sorry!!"
-"Where is Yunho?" Shindong looked around. I saw him. He was joining in on the laughter.
-"Yunho don't just stand there!!" Kangin shouted. Yunho ran.
-"Lets try this again.." Junsu said before counting. "1-2-3!!" We all tried getting up but thanks to Shindong we all fell again.
-"Ah! My face!! I can't breath!!" Yoochun mumbled from beneath. He was facing the floor. We tried again.
-"1-2-3!!" I shouted. This time it worked. Took awhile but we did it. And incase you were wondering, no the crowd did not leave.
-"Junsu what are you doing!!?" I shouted as Junsu tried to reach over to Leeteuk.
-"I'm trying to kick their asses!!"
-"Well then lets see you try!!" Leeteuk spat also trying to reach over to Junsu.
-"Control your friend!!" Kangin yelled.
-"Control yours!!" I shouted. I was throwing my fists around trying to find his face. Just picture it, me throwing my fists in mid air like a crazy person.
We couldn't stop fidgeting and therefore ended up rolling on the floor.
-"Get off me!!"
-"My hip!!"
-"This is your fault!!"
-"You're going to pay for this!!"
-"Don't you think this is paying enough?!"
-"Come here so I can hit you!!"
-"I would, but I'm in a sticky situation here!!"
-"What is the meaning of this?!" We all stopped at the sound of Mr. Heechul's voice.
-"What the heck Yunho?! You bring him out of all teachers?!" Yunho just turned the other way.
-"Answer me!! Get up!!" Mr. Heechul yelled. Is he blind. We're stuck together!!
-"Disobeying huh??" He pulled out his ruler. "I'll show you!!"
-"Ah no!! Stop!! we're sorry!!" We shouted. We were rolling all over the ground. Each of us having a turn of his beating.
Mr. Heechul heard the crowd.
-"Are you getting this now??"
-"Yes yes!! This is getting better by the second!!"
-"Mr. Heechul looks like a girl!!"
-"ENOUGH!! LEAVE OR YOU ALL WILL RECEIVE THIS RULER!!" He yelled. The crowd scattered and ran like a bunch of scared cockroaches running away from a foot.
-"You all will report to me after school tomorrow! Is that clear?!" We all moaned a 'yes'.
Yunho was the only one left.
-"Aren't you going to help you bimbo?!" I shouted.
-"Which side do I lift from??" He scratched his head.
-"It don't matter!!" Shindong yelled. My stomach growled again.
-"CHANGMIN!!!"
-"Sorry!! I'm hungry!!"
-"Ok!!" Yunho pushed us up as we tried to pull ourselves.
-"Finally!! Now we have to try to pull away from eachother." Leeteuk suggested.
-"No way!!" I was thinking about my last article of clothing. I couldn't pick up my pants.
-"We are not going to stay like this forever!! Yunho!! Pull me!!" Kangin called Yunho over. Yunho began to pull.
-"Noo!! Stop!!" Junsu yelled. Kangin's pants were stuck to the corner of Junsu's briefs. Uncomfortable. Very.
-"Stop!! I have a better way!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"And what is that?!" Yunho asked.
-"Soap and water!! Go get soap and water!! In a spray bottle!! Go now!!" Yoochun commanded. Yunho ran. He came back with the same spray bottle Yesung had used before.
-"What do i do with it?" Yunho asked.
-"Start spraying duh!!" Shindong pulled on Yunho. Yunho began to spray the water on us. He slowly pulled each of us away from eachother..until it was Me, Junsu and Yoochun left.
-"Ok here goes nothing.." Yunho sprays Junsu. He slowly pulled Junsu off. Thank god nothing ripped. Now it was Yoochun's turn. The problem was he was more stuck onto me than Junsu was.
-"Ok here we go.."
-"Wait!!" I held my hand up infront of Yunho. "I swear..if you pull him off the wrong way..."
-"Don't worry!! Now stay still!!" He sprayed Yoochun.
-"Please don't rip. Please don't rip. Please don't-" I was saying to myself until I heard something rip.
-"Oops." Yunho choked out.
-"Oops?! Oops?!" I tried covering myself once again. I tried to pick up my pants but that damn Shindong...damn that Shindong came and pulled my pants off. And ran with them too!!
-"My pants!!"
Leeteuk and Kangin took Yoochun's and Junsu's pants as well.
-"I'm sure the neighborhood would love to see your teletubbies boxers!!" Kangin shouted as he and Leeteuk ran way as well. How can it get worse?
-"Changmin?!" Oh no...don't tell me it was..
-"Jessica??" I choked out.
-"You...you have a dent in your butt!!" My face turned red. It did get worse. My life has ended.
-"Jessica go home!!" Yunho shouted
-"But his-"
-"Go!!"
-"But they are all pantless!!"
-"GO!!"
-"Fine!!" Jessica walked off. Yunho began to walk after her not much after...
-"You're going to leave us like this?!" I yelled still covering my self. He didn't respond he kept walking.
-"You traitor!!" Junsu yelled.
-"I know!!" Yunho replied from a far.
Yoochun laid on the floor.
-"Just kill me now...kill me...take my misery away..." Yoochun was chanting to himself.
Junsu slapped him. "Snap out of it."
-"I'm going to get that Kangin!!" I gritted my teeth.
-"We can't leave like this, especially you Changmin. And that dent did get bigger.." Junsu pointed at my butt.
-"Tell me something i don't know!!" I ran behind a tree.
-"Oh why...why me....now the whole world knows what type of underwear I wear...." Yoochun was still baffling.
-"Stop talking to yourself!!" Junsu shouted.
-"Oh why...oh why won't Junsu shut up..." Yoochun didn't stop baffling.
-"Me shut up?! You shut up!! If only you had never pulled down Kangin's pants!! We wouldn't be here now!!"
-"Well sorry for being a good friend!! Next time I'll keep my hands off his pants!! Happy now!? But, don't come to me for help when he is about to beat you to oblivion!!"
-"You wouldn't let him do that!"
-"How much do you want to bet!!" Junsu began to tumble on the floor with Yoochun. Just picture it. Your two best friends wrestling eachother in no other than their underwear while you stand behind a tree half way naked. Not a good picture.
-"Yah!!! You guys I'm the one hiding behind a tree here!!"
-"This is going to make a great picture!!" I heard a camera snap from behind. I turned around to see Leeteuk waving a picture in my face.
-"Yah!! Give that here!!"
-"No way!! This is priceless!!" He ran off.
The sun was about to set. We've been like this for hours. I had my cellphone, but I didn't know who to call. I wish I was drunk. I would've ran home not caring who saw. I was about to give up. Junsu and Yoochun were exhausted, laid out across the ground. Just then I saw a figure coming our way.
-"Yoochun!! Junsu!! Look over there!" I pointed to the figure.
-"Please don't tell me they're back to humiliate us some more...why me...why..." Yoochun was at it again.
-"NO..it's it's..." Junsu squinted at the figure.
-"It's the weird kid!!" I shouted. It was Jaejoong. And he had pants in his hands. How did he know we were here?
He slowly walked up to us. He threw a pair of jeans at Yoochun and Junsu. He then made his way towards me. He had no expression in his face. He tilted his head at me.
-"Don't- don't come any closer!" I warned. He held the pants out. I grabbed it.
-"Th-thanks!!" He gave me that eerie smile again. He then pulled out a candy bar. Taking a bite out of it, chewing slowly while staring at me, not blinking once. I stared back. But, at the candy bar. My stomach growled again. I quickly put on the pants before I grabbed the candy bar out of his hand.
-"Thanks!! I was starving!!" I ate the candy bar in one bite. He kept staring at me.
-"Sorry about our friend here.." Yoochun grabbed onto me.
-"Yea..he is a pig." Junsu grabbed my bag before Yoochun drags me away. Jaejoong just stood there. Not moving an inch. Just staring. Waving from afar. That boy was really really creepy.
We finally made it to my house. I quickly changed into some sweats.
-"Who would of thought the creepy kid would actually help us." Yoochun took out his book and began his homework.
-"He probably expects something in return.." Junsu flipped through the text book. I couldn't stop thinking about that creepy house and that weird kid.
-"Hello!! Changmin!! Aren't you going to do your homework??" Junsu waved a hand infront of me.
-"Huh?? Uh yea that can wait...say!! Who do you think lives in that creepy house?"
-"What?? I don't know." Junsu drew his attention back to his work.
-"Why are you asking?" Yoochun asked.
-"We should go to the house and see who lives there!"
-"Are you nuts??" Junsu hit my head.
-"I'm sure you're wondering as well!! If you two aren't coming I'll go by myself!!" I grabbed my jacket and walked out of my room.
-"I think we should go with him." Yoochun got up and ran after me. Junsu followed.
We walked up to the gate. I pushed it open. I entered the yard. I turned around to see Yoochun and Junsu still standing at the gate.
-"You guys!!" I called out to them.
-"What??" Junsu asked.
-"Aren't you guys coming?"
-"We came with you but that doesn't mean we're going in with you." Yoochun responded closing the gate. What chickens.
-"Fine then!!" I walk up to the front door. The paint was badly peeled. Weeds were everywhere. The front steps croaked. This house was in serious need of a makeover. I knocked on the door.
-"Hello? Anyone home?" There was no answer. I sighed as my hand reached for the door knob.
-"Here goes nothing..." I turned the door knob slowly....
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(Chapter 3): HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2
Author:
star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (chapt2 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy.
It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open...
The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food?
Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE??
Chapter2: 'Hello??? Any Food Home??'
We were walking out of the school. I couldn't get that picture out of my mind. The way Jaejoong smiled. The way he stared. That boy WAS weird.
-"What are you doing standing with that weird kid?" Yoochun was making a big deal out of it.
-"It's nothing."
-"Nothing?!" Junsu held onto my shoulders. "He could've killed you!!"
-"That's blowing things out of proportion don't you think?" I brushed Junsu off of me.
-"You know nothing about him!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"And you do??"
-"I know he has no friends because he is unable to keep any." Yoochun said.
-"And how is that possible??" I asked
-"I don't know" Yoochun shrugged.
-"Well that was useless."
-"I heard that if you do the littlest thing to him, he'll become your enemy. That is why no one ever befriended him. No one wanted to feel his wrath. I heard he does horrible things.." Junsu said.
-"Oh yea?? Like what?" I asked.
-"I don't know."
-"And that was useless as well." I shook my head.
-"Ah asswad we meet again!!" Kangin and his crew appeared before us.
-"Move powder puff." I pushed him out of the way.
-"I told you I wasn't finished with you all!!" He shouted.
-"And we care because?!" Junsu asked.
-"We are going to settle this once and for all!!" I said while staring at Shindong. I had something to pick with him since first period.
-"So let us settle this right now!!" Leeteuk shouted.
-"What are you doing??" Yoochun whispered into my ear.
-"Don't mind that." I whispered back.
-"What do you mean don't mind that??!" Junsu screeched.
-"Shut up and let me take care of this!!"
-"No!! We don't know what the have planned!!" Yoochun yelled. We started arguing with eachother, completely forgetting about Kangin and his friends. Then for some reason i felt a cold chill...
-"Hey I think you guys might want to stop arguing with eachother...you have bigger things to deal with.." Yunho came to our side and told us. I looked down.
-"We've been de-pants!!" I shouted in horror.
Yoochun and Junsu tried to pick their pants up but ended up falling. Shindong tied their shoelaces to eachother. They struggled to get up.
-"Ladies and germs!! Gather around to see this free show featuring asswad and the waddettes!!" Kangin yelled. A crowd of students surrounded us with laughter. How can I be embarrassed like this twice in one day?? I tried covering myself.
-"Look!! He has on teletubbies boxers!!" One girl shouted pointing to Yoochun.
-"And I thought powerpuff girls were bad!!" Leeteuk cried with laughter.
-"And look everyone!!" Shindong turned my back to the crowd. "He has a dent in his ass!! His name is no longer asswad!! It's assdent!!" Shit!! I forgot I had a hole in my boxers from that damn spit ball. I pushed Shindong away from me.
-"Grab them!!" Kangin yelled as he took a hold of me. Leeteuk took a hold of Yoochun. Shindong, Junsu. "Yunho now!!" Yunho appeared out of nowhere with a bottle of glue. He then poured it down our boxers.
-"AHHHH!!" We shouted at the gooey substance against our skin. We were then pushed against each other. We were stuck in an awkward position. Just picture it. Three friends being glued together by their boxers. No a good thing.
-"Don't move Yoochun!!" Junsu screamed. The crowd was still laughing.
-"We just can't stand here like this!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"But, I'm not about to have my boxers ripped apart from trying to pull away from you two!!" I yelled.
-"Ok we move together...1-2-3!!" We tried to move but we fell. On top of Kangin and his friends.
-"Get off of me!!" Kangin yelled. The crowd yet was still laughing. Damn we should get paid for the show we were giving.
-"Uh...I think we're stuck as well.." Leeteuk pointed out as we tried to wiggle himself free. He was actually right. The glue hadn't exactly dried..so they were stuck to us as well. An even more awkward scene. Just imagine it. You being stuck together with both your friends and enemies, in your boxers!! Ah..this wass going to haunt me for life.
-"Get yourself of of me!!" Shindong tried pushing Yoochun.
-"Do you think I want to be stuck to you?! Think again!!"
The crowd was clapping again.
-"Did you get the picture??"
-"Yea this is going in the year book!!"
-"This is so funny!!"
-"I have to send this to everyone else!!"
I heard people in the crowd talking. Ah this was the most humiliating day of my life. But, why could I only think about food?
-"Who's stomach was that??" We heard something growl.
-"It wasn't mine!!" Shindong was the first to point out.
-"Sorry..." I mumbled.
-"How can you be hungry at a time like this?!" Kangin yelled.
-"This is all your fault!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"It's pay back!!" Leeteuk defended
-"How is it pay back when you three are making fools of yourselves as well?!" Junsu retorted. My stomach growled again.
-"CHANGMIN!!"
-"Sorry!!"
-"Where is Yunho?" Shindong looked around. I saw him. He was joining in on the laughter.
-"Yunho don't just stand there!!" Kangin shouted. Yunho ran.
-"Lets try this again.." Junsu said before counting. "1-2-3!!" We all tried getting up but thanks to Shindong we all fell again.
-"Ah! My face!! I can't breath!!" Yoochun mumbled from beneath. He was facing the floor. We tried again.
-"1-2-3!!" I shouted. This time it worked. Took awhile but we did it. And incase you were wondering, no the crowd did not leave.
-"Junsu what are you doing!!?" I shouted as Junsu tried to reach over to Leeteuk.
-"I'm trying to kick their asses!!"
-"Well then lets see you try!!" Leeteuk spat also trying to reach over to Junsu.
-"Control your friend!!" Kangin yelled.
-"Control yours!!" I shouted. I was throwing my fists around trying to find his face. Just picture it, me throwing my fists in mid air like a crazy person.
We couldn't stop fidgeting and therefore ended up rolling on the floor.
-"Get off me!!"
-"My hip!!"
-"This is your fault!!"
-"You're going to pay for this!!"
-"Don't you think this is paying enough?!"
-"Come here so I can hit you!!"
-"I would, but I'm in a sticky situation here!!"
-"What is the meaning of this?!" We all stopped at the sound of Mr. Heechul's voice.
-"What the heck Yunho?! You bring him out of all teachers?!" Yunho just turned the other way.
-"Answer me!! Get up!!" Mr. Heechul yelled. Is he blind. We're stuck together!!
-"Disobeying huh??" He pulled out his ruler. "I'll show you!!"
-"Ah no!! Stop!! we're sorry!!" We shouted. We were rolling all over the ground. Each of us having a turn of his beating.
Mr. Heechul heard the crowd.
-"Are you getting this now??"
-"Yes yes!! This is getting better by the second!!"
-"Mr. Heechul looks like a girl!!"
-"ENOUGH!! LEAVE OR YOU ALL WILL RECEIVE THIS RULER!!" He yelled. The crowd scattered and ran like a bunch of scared cockroaches running away from a foot.
-"You all will report to me after school tomorrow! Is that clear?!" We all moaned a 'yes'.
Yunho was the only one left.
-"Aren't you going to help you bimbo?!" I shouted.
-"Which side do I lift from??" He scratched his head.
-"It don't matter!!" Shindong yelled. My stomach growled again.
-"CHANGMIN!!!"
-"Sorry!! I'm hungry!!"
-"Ok!!" Yunho pushed us up as we tried to pull ourselves.
-"Finally!! Now we have to try to pull away from eachother." Leeteuk suggested.
-"No way!!" I was thinking about my last article of clothing. I couldn't pick up my pants.
-"We are not going to stay like this forever!! Yunho!! Pull me!!" Kangin called Yunho over. Yunho began to pull.
-"Noo!! Stop!!" Junsu yelled. Kangin's pants were stuck to the corner of Junsu's briefs. Uncomfortable. Very.
-"Stop!! I have a better way!!" Yoochun shouted.
-"And what is that?!" Yunho asked.
-"Soap and water!! Go get soap and water!! In a spray bottle!! Go now!!" Yoochun commanded. Yunho ran. He came back with the same spray bottle Yesung had used before.
-"What do i do with it?" Yunho asked.
-"Start spraying duh!!" Shindong pulled on Yunho. Yunho began to spray the water on us. He slowly pulled each of us away from eachother..until it was Me, Junsu and Yoochun left.
-"Ok here goes nothing.." Yunho sprays Junsu. He slowly pulled Junsu off. Thank god nothing ripped. Now it was Yoochun's turn. The problem was he was more stuck onto me than Junsu was.
-"Ok here we go.."
-"Wait!!" I held my hand up infront of Yunho. "I swear..if you pull him off the wrong way..."
-"Don't worry!! Now stay still!!" He sprayed Yoochun.
-"Please don't rip. Please don't rip. Please don't-" I was saying to myself until I heard something rip.
-"Oops." Yunho choked out.
-"Oops?! Oops?!" I tried covering myself once again. I tried to pick up my pants but that damn Shindong...damn that Shindong came and pulled my pants off. And ran with them too!!
-"My pants!!"
Leeteuk and Kangin took Yoochun's and Junsu's pants as well.
-"I'm sure the neighborhood would love to see your teletubbies boxers!!" Kangin shouted as he and Leeteuk ran way as well. How can it get worse?
-"Changmin?!" Oh no...don't tell me it was..
-"Jessica??" I choked out.
-"You...you have a dent in your butt!!" My face turned red. It did get worse. My life has ended.
-"Jessica go home!!" Yunho shouted
-"But his-"
-"Go!!"
-"But they are all pantless!!"
-"GO!!"
-"Fine!!" Jessica walked off. Yunho began to walk after her not much after...
-"You're going to leave us like this?!" I yelled still covering my self. He didn't respond he kept walking.
-"You traitor!!" Junsu yelled.
-"I know!!" Yunho replied from a far.
Yoochun laid on the floor.
-"Just kill me now...kill me...take my misery away..." Yoochun was chanting to himself.
Junsu slapped him. "Snap out of it."
-"I'm going to get that Kangin!!" I gritted my teeth.
-"We can't leave like this, especially you Changmin. And that dent did get bigger.." Junsu pointed at my butt.
-"Tell me something i don't know!!" I ran behind a tree.
-"Oh why...why me....now the whole world knows what type of underwear I wear...." Yoochun was still baffling.
-"Stop talking to yourself!!" Junsu shouted.
-"Oh why...oh why won't Junsu shut up..." Yoochun didn't stop baffling.
-"Me shut up?! You shut up!! If only you had never pulled down Kangin's pants!! We wouldn't be here now!!"
-"Well sorry for being a good friend!! Next time I'll keep my hands off his pants!! Happy now!? But, don't come to me for help when he is about to beat you to oblivion!!"
-"You wouldn't let him do that!"
-"How much do you want to bet!!" Junsu began to tumble on the floor with Yoochun. Just picture it. Your two best friends wrestling eachother in no other than their underwear while you stand behind a tree half way naked. Not a good picture.
-"Yah!!! You guys I'm the one hiding behind a tree here!!"
-"This is going to make a great picture!!" I heard a camera snap from behind. I turned around to see Leeteuk waving a picture in my face.
-"Yah!! Give that here!!"
-"No way!! This is priceless!!" He ran off.
The sun was about to set. We've been like this for hours. I had my cellphone, but I didn't know who to call. I wish I was drunk. I would've ran home not caring who saw. I was about to give up. Junsu and Yoochun were exhausted, laid out across the ground. Just then I saw a figure coming our way.
-"Yoochun!! Junsu!! Look over there!" I pointed to the figure.
-"Please don't tell me they're back to humiliate us some more...why me...why..." Yoochun was at it again.
-"NO..it's it's..." Junsu squinted at the figure.
-"It's the weird kid!!" I shouted. It was Jaejoong. And he had pants in his hands. How did he know we were here?
He slowly walked up to us. He threw a pair of jeans at Yoochun and Junsu. He then made his way towards me. He had no expression in his face. He tilted his head at me.
-"Don't- don't come any closer!" I warned. He held the pants out. I grabbed it.
-"Th-thanks!!" He gave me that eerie smile again. He then pulled out a candy bar. Taking a bite out of it, chewing slowly while staring at me, not blinking once. I stared back. But, at the candy bar. My stomach growled again. I quickly put on the pants before I grabbed the candy bar out of his hand.
-"Thanks!! I was starving!!" I ate the candy bar in one bite. He kept staring at me.
-"Sorry about our friend here.." Yoochun grabbed onto me.
-"Yea..he is a pig." Junsu grabbed my bag before Yoochun drags me away. Jaejoong just stood there. Not moving an inch. Just staring. Waving from afar. That boy was really really creepy.
We finally made it to my house. I quickly changed into some sweats.
-"Who would of thought the creepy kid would actually help us." Yoochun took out his book and began his homework.
-"He probably expects something in return.." Junsu flipped through the text book. I couldn't stop thinking about that creepy house and that weird kid.
-"Hello!! Changmin!! Aren't you going to do your homework??" Junsu waved a hand infront of me.
-"Huh?? Uh yea that can wait...say!! Who do you think lives in that creepy house?"
-"What?? I don't know." Junsu drew his attention back to his work.
-"Why are you asking?" Yoochun asked.
-"We should go to the house and see who lives there!"
-"Are you nuts??" Junsu hit my head.
-"I'm sure you're wondering as well!! If you two aren't coming I'll go by myself!!" I grabbed my jacket and walked out of my room.
-"I think we should go with him." Yoochun got up and ran after me. Junsu followed.
We walked up to the gate. I pushed it open. I entered the yard. I turned around to see Yoochun and Junsu still standing at the gate.
-"You guys!!" I called out to them.
-"What??" Junsu asked.
-"Aren't you guys coming?"
-"We came with you but that doesn't mean we're going in with you." Yoochun responded closing the gate. What chickens.
-"Fine then!!" I walk up to the front door. The paint was badly peeled. Weeds were everywhere. The front steps croaked. This house was in serious need of a makeover. I knocked on the door.
-"Hello? Anyone home?" There was no answer. I sighed as my hand reached for the door knob.
-"Here goes nothing..." I turned the door knob slowly....
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(Chapter 3): HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2