Hamtaro Horror
Title: Hamtaro Horror
Author: star_drop8 (shycapri8)
Character(s): dbsk, Jaejoong centric, fictional, hamtaro and bijou
Pairiing(s): non really but hint of jaeho and hint of yoominsu (however you wanna see it)
Length: chaptered (10 chaps)
Genre: crack
Rating: g
Summary: Long story short: Jaejoong decides to buy a new pet, but doesn't know his new pet will bring him trouble. Hamtaro is out to get him. why? well you'll just have to find out^^.
A/N/Warning: This was written like almost 3 years ago (i think) and i'm just now posting this here. it isn't proofread neither is it revised (yet), so please bear with the writting for now until i revise the whole story..*cough* and also i know hamtaro is nowhere close to how he is depicted in this fic. lol but i thought it would be funny to write him this way so don;t hate me k'z? and most of the story is in jaejoong's pov and sometimes hamtaro's (i think maybe some of the member's as well idr -_-). the writing is way before I began to actually improve...so it's really on a bleh level..but if you're willing to read it....
*poster made by lil_mickey at everlasting memoriez
Previous Chap: A New Friend :: Out to get You
Chapter 3
BREAKFAST GONE WRONG
3RD PERSON POV........
"Breakfast is ready." Jaejoong says as he sets the plates on the table.
"About time...what are we having??" Junsu asks.
"We're having eggs with ham and cheese with a side of french toast."
"Mmmm....me first!! Serve me first!!!" Changmin yells out.
"Now for that I’m going to serve you last."
"Awww..." Jaejoong lets out a little laugh.
"So I heard you bought a hamster Jaejoong." Yoochun speaks up.
"Yes I did, why?"
"No reason...what made you buy a hamster??"
"Yea hyung I almost killed it this morning." Junsu adds.
"Well...whatever you too are thinking...don’t ask me why I didnt by a dog..." Jaejoong says.
"Now that you mention it...why didn’t you??" Junsu asks.
"Pabo!! He said don’t ask him that!! Anyway...Jaejoong I wasn’t going to ask that..remember I’m allergic to dogs."
"Oh yeah....well...I bought it because since you guys had to do a schedule out of nowhere I didn’t want to feel alone so I thought I should get a pet...actually it was suggested to me.."
"By who??" Yunho asks
"By some stranger...I didn’t bother to get the name though..it doesn’t matter. Now let’s just eat our breakfast before it gets cold."
"Already done!! That was good hyung!!" Changmin gets up from his seat.
"No changmin sit." Jaejoong says.
"Why?? I’m finished and it’s not like you're going to give me seconds.."
"No...but I have something for you now sit and wait for everyone else to finish their food." Jaejoong replies smiling at Changmin as he sits back down.
"Well im finished now. Thanks for the breakfast!! I’m going to go practice some soccer..Yoochun ah come practice with me."
"Noway am I going to practice with you. Don’t you get tired of soccer???"
"No!!! How could you ask such a thing?! And besides...we'll be practicing at the park and there are alot of pretty girls over there at this time of day-" And the minute Junsu finishes his sentence, Yoochun pulls Junsu out of the apartment.
"And don’t you get tired of chasing girls?!" You could hear Junsu ask Yoochun.
"I’m done also. If you guys need anything I’ll be in the living room watching tv." Yunho gets up to leave. Now it’s just Jaejoong and Changmin.
"Hyung what is it that you want to give me?"
"I said to wait until everyone else is finished with their food and that includes me."
"But, I’m getting anxious. I want to know what it is you want to give me." Jaejoong reveals a wide smile across his face.
"Ok ok hold on." Jeajoong pulls out a box tied with a pink ribbon.
"What's in it??"
"Just open it." Changmin tears the box open. His eyes open wide with surprise.
"Cake!!! You got me cake!! Thanks!!"
"You can’t eat it now though. Save it for later. You have to eat your second plate now." Jaejoong puts the cake in the fridge.
"Second plate?!" Changmin is now drooling.
"Yup double the eggs, double the ham, and double the cheese. Now sit and eat." Jaejoong puts the plate on the table then sits and continues to finish his own plate.
"Thanks hyung!!!! I’m going to be right back. I’m going to need the whole carton of juice." Changmin walks to the fridge.
All of a sudden Jaejoong hears something scurry across the kitchen floor. Out of curiosity, he turns around to see what it was.
While Jaejoong had his attention away from the table, Hamtaro climbs onto changmin's chair. He then shoves all of Changmin’s food into a bag, then pulls the bag off the table and hides behind the stove.
Jaejoong; after looking around the kitchen for a mere 10mins, brings his attention back to his plate. He then continues to eat his food, smiling, complimenting himself on what a good job he did today with breakfast.
After pretending to get juice and eating aleady half of the cake, Changmin walks back to the table to see that his food is gone. He then turns to Jaejoong and sees him smiling.
"Hyung!!"
"Huh??"
"Where did my food go?!"
"I don’t know what are you talking about??"
"What am I talking about?! My food is gone!!! Do you think this is funny hyung?? First you offer me a second plate of food and then when I have my back turned for one second you decide to take my food back and eat it yourself?!"
"What?! I did not touch your food!! Even if I wanted your food I couldnt have eaten it that fast!!" Jaejoong then looks just in time to see Hamtaro scurry out of the kitchen with the bag of food.
"Sure..and I’m the king of ihop!!"
"It was not me!!!"
"Then who was it?!"
"The hamster!! He did it!! He just ran out of the kitchen!! With your food!!"
"Hyung are you dumb?! No hamster can get a plate of food off the table!!" Cthen picks up his plate and throws it at jaejoong.
"Omo!! What the fuck are you do-" Changmin throws another plate at him.
"Stop it Changmin!!" Jaejoong yells. Changmin is now coming towards Jaejoong with his fist clenched.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Yunho runs into the kitchen to see Jaejoong hiding beneath the table.
"Hyung ate my food!!"
"What are you talking about??"
"He ate my food!! First he gives me the food!! Then he takes it and eats it!! He's trying to play a trick with me!!"
"I did not eat his food!!" Jaejoong yells from beneath the table.
"Jaejoong come from under there. And Changmin calm down. I’ll get you some icecream." Yunho offers Changmin.
"Icecream?? Ok lets go!!" Changmin pulls Yunho out of the kitchen. As soon as they're out of the apartment, Jaejoong comes from under the table. He knows who did this. He grinds his teeth together and yells...
"Hamtaro!!"
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Author: star_drop8 (shycapri8)
Character(s): dbsk, Jaejoong centric, fictional, hamtaro and bijou
Pairiing(s): non really but hint of jaeho and hint of yoominsu (however you wanna see it)
Length: chaptered (10 chaps)
Genre: crack
Rating: g
Summary: Long story short: Jaejoong decides to buy a new pet, but doesn't know his new pet will bring him trouble. Hamtaro is out to get him. why? well you'll just have to find out^^.
A/N/Warning: This was written like almost 3 years ago (i think) and i'm just now posting this here. it isn't proofread neither is it revised (yet), so please bear with the writting for now until i revise the whole story..*cough* and also i know hamtaro is nowhere close to how he is depicted in this fic. lol but i thought it would be funny to write him this way so don;t hate me k'z? and most of the story is in jaejoong's pov and sometimes hamtaro's (i think maybe some of the member's as well idr -_-). the writing is way before I began to actually improve...so it's really on a bleh level..but if you're willing to read it....
*poster made by lil_mickey at everlasting memoriez
Previous Chap: A New Friend :: Out to get You
Chapter 3
BREAKFAST GONE WRONG
3RD PERSON POV........
"Breakfast is ready." Jaejoong says as he sets the plates on the table.
"About time...what are we having??" Junsu asks.
"We're having eggs with ham and cheese with a side of french toast."
"Mmmm....me first!! Serve me first!!!" Changmin yells out.
"Now for that I’m going to serve you last."
"Awww..." Jaejoong lets out a little laugh.
"So I heard you bought a hamster Jaejoong." Yoochun speaks up.
"Yes I did, why?"
"No reason...what made you buy a hamster??"
"Yea hyung I almost killed it this morning." Junsu adds.
"Well...whatever you too are thinking...don’t ask me why I didnt by a dog..." Jaejoong says.
"Now that you mention it...why didn’t you??" Junsu asks.
"Pabo!! He said don’t ask him that!! Anyway...Jaejoong I wasn’t going to ask that..remember I’m allergic to dogs."
"Oh yeah....well...I bought it because since you guys had to do a schedule out of nowhere I didn’t want to feel alone so I thought I should get a pet...actually it was suggested to me.."
"By who??" Yunho asks
"By some stranger...I didn’t bother to get the name though..it doesn’t matter. Now let’s just eat our breakfast before it gets cold."
"Already done!! That was good hyung!!" Changmin gets up from his seat.
"No changmin sit." Jaejoong says.
"Why?? I’m finished and it’s not like you're going to give me seconds.."
"No...but I have something for you now sit and wait for everyone else to finish their food." Jaejoong replies smiling at Changmin as he sits back down.
"Well im finished now. Thanks for the breakfast!! I’m going to go practice some soccer..Yoochun ah come practice with me."
"Noway am I going to practice with you. Don’t you get tired of soccer???"
"No!!! How could you ask such a thing?! And besides...we'll be practicing at the park and there are alot of pretty girls over there at this time of day-" And the minute Junsu finishes his sentence, Yoochun pulls Junsu out of the apartment.
"And don’t you get tired of chasing girls?!" You could hear Junsu ask Yoochun.
"I’m done also. If you guys need anything I’ll be in the living room watching tv." Yunho gets up to leave. Now it’s just Jaejoong and Changmin.
"Hyung what is it that you want to give me?"
"I said to wait until everyone else is finished with their food and that includes me."
"But, I’m getting anxious. I want to know what it is you want to give me." Jaejoong reveals a wide smile across his face.
"Ok ok hold on." Jeajoong pulls out a box tied with a pink ribbon.
"What's in it??"
"Just open it." Changmin tears the box open. His eyes open wide with surprise.
"Cake!!! You got me cake!! Thanks!!"
"You can’t eat it now though. Save it for later. You have to eat your second plate now." Jaejoong puts the cake in the fridge.
"Second plate?!" Changmin is now drooling.
"Yup double the eggs, double the ham, and double the cheese. Now sit and eat." Jaejoong puts the plate on the table then sits and continues to finish his own plate.
"Thanks hyung!!!! I’m going to be right back. I’m going to need the whole carton of juice." Changmin walks to the fridge.
All of a sudden Jaejoong hears something scurry across the kitchen floor. Out of curiosity, he turns around to see what it was.
While Jaejoong had his attention away from the table, Hamtaro climbs onto changmin's chair. He then shoves all of Changmin’s food into a bag, then pulls the bag off the table and hides behind the stove.
Jaejoong; after looking around the kitchen for a mere 10mins, brings his attention back to his plate. He then continues to eat his food, smiling, complimenting himself on what a good job he did today with breakfast.
After pretending to get juice and eating aleady half of the cake, Changmin walks back to the table to see that his food is gone. He then turns to Jaejoong and sees him smiling.
"Hyung!!"
"Huh??"
"Where did my food go?!"
"I don’t know what are you talking about??"
"What am I talking about?! My food is gone!!! Do you think this is funny hyung?? First you offer me a second plate of food and then when I have my back turned for one second you decide to take my food back and eat it yourself?!"
"What?! I did not touch your food!! Even if I wanted your food I couldnt have eaten it that fast!!" Jaejoong then looks just in time to see Hamtaro scurry out of the kitchen with the bag of food.
"Sure..and I’m the king of ihop!!"
"It was not me!!!"
"Then who was it?!"
"The hamster!! He did it!! He just ran out of the kitchen!! With your food!!"
"Hyung are you dumb?! No hamster can get a plate of food off the table!!" Cthen picks up his plate and throws it at jaejoong.
"Omo!! What the fuck are you do-" Changmin throws another plate at him.
"Stop it Changmin!!" Jaejoong yells. Changmin is now coming towards Jaejoong with his fist clenched.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Yunho runs into the kitchen to see Jaejoong hiding beneath the table.
"Hyung ate my food!!"
"What are you talking about??"
"He ate my food!! First he gives me the food!! Then he takes it and eats it!! He's trying to play a trick with me!!"
"I did not eat his food!!" Jaejoong yells from beneath the table.
"Jaejoong come from under there. And Changmin calm down. I’ll get you some icecream." Yunho offers Changmin.
"Icecream?? Ok lets go!!" Changmin pulls Yunho out of the kitchen. As soon as they're out of the apartment, Jaejoong comes from under the table. He knows who did this. He grinds his teeth together and yells...
"Hamtaro!!"
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