Hamtaro Horror
Title: Hamtaro Horror
Author: star_drop8 (shycapri8)
Character(s): dbsk, Jaejoong centric, fictional, hamtaro and bijou
Pairiing(s): non really but hint of jaeho and hint of yoominsu (however you wanna see it)
Length: chaptered (10 chaps)
Genre: crack
Rating: g
Summary: Long story short: Jaejoong decides to buy a new pet, but doesn't know his new pet will bring him trouble. Hamtaro is out to get him. why? well you'll just have to find out^^.
A/N/Warning: This was written like almost 3 years ago (i think) and i'm just now posting this here. it isn't proofread neither is it revised (yet), so please bear with the writting for now until i revise the whole story..*cough* and also i know hamtaro is nowhere close to how he is depicted in this fic. lol but i thought it would be funny to write him this way so don;t hate me k'z? and most of the story is in jaejoong's pov and sometimes hamtaro's (i think maybe some of the member's as well idr -_-). the writing is way before I began to actually improve...so it's really on a bleh level..but if you're willing to read it....
*poster made by lil_mickey at everlasting memoriez
Previous Chap: A New Friend :: Out to get You :: Breakfast gone wrong
Chapter 4
PLEASE HANGUP AND TRY AGAIN....
*HAMTARO'S POV*
-"HAMTARO!!!!" I hear that fool yell my name. What?? I didn't do anything wrong...*makes a cute face* it was him who killed my people!! He will pay!! What happened this morning is just the beginning...Hmmm I wonder what Bijou is doing...maybe she can help me wit the next stunt I am about to pull...
so I pick up the phone and dial the numbers(by jumping on them might I add!!)
-"Please hangup and try again" Damn that operator!!! I hang up the phone and turn around to bump into someone or should I say Bijou.
-"Hi Hamtaro!!" She shouts. .
-"Shhh!! And how did you get here so fast??"
-"I came as soon as you called!!"
-"You didn't even pick up. The line was busy so that means the call didnt go through. How did you know that I even called??"
-"I dont know...Wait a minute...you called me??" What is wrong with her??
-"Anyway Bijou I need your help."
-"What kind of help??"
-"I need you to try and help me play a prank on someone..."
-"On who??"
-"Well its more like two people...one's the bait and the other is the victim." Bijou just stares at me empty minded.
-"Ugh ok I'll try to explain..lets just im out to get my owner."
-"Why?"
-"Because he killed my people thats why!!"
-"What?? Thats sounds impossible!"
-"Oh yea?? Well then say it to this!!" I drag Bijou to my family's dead skin(Jeajoong's pajamas).
-"EEEEEKK!!!" She shrieks.
-"So will you help me??" Bijou nods.
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*JAEJOONG'S POV*
-"What's that sound??" I walk towards my room to hear to tiny voices talking to eachother. Am I really going nuts?!
-"What are they saying??" I put my ear close to the door.
-"So will you help me??" I ear the devil of a rodent ask.
Help him with what?? Who was he talking to and what was he talking about?? I couldnt wait much longer so I barge into my own room. How stupid does that sound??
-"AH HA!!" I look around to see Hamtaro in his cage...asleep. Or was he?? I couldve sworn I heard two voices a few seconds ago... Well never mind...
I close the door behind me.
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*HAM POV*
I got up as soon as I heard the door close. Bijou comes out from uner the bed.
-"So what's the plan??" She asks.
-"Ok this is the plan..." I whisper it into her ear.
-"HEHE but does that not sound mean to you??"
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*JAE POV*
I decide to get ready to do some food shopping so I go to freshen up in the bathroom and a few minutes later im putting on my jacket and I'm out the door.
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*3RD PERSON POV*
Jaejoong heads out the door, but doesn't realize that there are two others following him.
Jaejoong walks to a nearby; ok not so near by market and begins to pick out food. He was just about finished so he decided to go to the check out line. When the cashier tells him the total price....
-"WHAT?!" Jeajoong yells.
-"That would be $100 sir"
-"How can that be?? I only bought a few items..."
-"Thats what the total came out to be sir."
-"Will you not call me sir!!" Jaejoong yelled.
-"Sorry sir-oops" The cashier says.
-"Can you tell me everything I bought??" Jaejoong asks.
-"Hmm. let's see.. you have rice, milk, cereal, chicken, beef, ramen, chocopie, and oh!! You have twenty bags of hamster chow."
-"WHAT?! I did not but that!! Cant you take it off the price??"
-"Sorry sir we can't do that, once the item has been checked out, it cant be checked back in."
-"Checked back in?? What??? That doesnt even make sense!!"
-"Exactly sir and that is why we can not do this. That'll be $100 please." The cashier says while sticking his hand out, waiting for Jaejoong to give him the money.
-"I know who did this..." Jaejoong mumbles as he looks around the market for any traces of Hamtaro.
-"Excuse me sir??"
-"Huh?? Oh Nothing...take the money." Jaejoong throws the money on the counter and walks out of the store.
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*JAEJOONG'S POV*
I walk out of the market. I know damn well Hamtaro's around..somewhere...That's when I see Yoochun with, yes you guessed it! A girl! I was about to go up to them when I decided to stay where I was knowing that most likely he wouldn't want to be interupted while flirting with yet another girl. But, where was Junsu??? Knowing Yoochun, he probably left Junsu at the park...
I watch patiently as I see Yoochun talking to the girl using his charm on her. But, then I see the girl yelling, spinning around in circles like a dog chasing its tail, scratching herself shouting these wierd words. She then yells at Yoochun and walks away angrily. Still scratching herself. I couldn't help, but laugh. That's when Yoochun turns to see me. He then gives me an evil glare.
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*HAMTARO POV*
-"Are you ready??" I ask Bijou. Bijou nods. I give her the itching powder. We both scurry up to where Jaejoong's friend was standing.
-"So how about that date??" HE asks the girl. Who does he think he is??
Bijou then turns to me. "How did you know he was going to be here?" She asks.
-"I heard him talking on the phone." I then give Bijou the signal and she scurries up the girl's back and drops the itching powder down her back the minute the girl hugs Jaejoong's friend; what was his name??Oh well its not like I care.
Bijou then runs back down.
-"AAAHHHHH!!!" The girl screams as she begins scratching herself all over.
-"What's wrong?" Jaejoong's friend asks the girl.
-"OOH EEE OHHH AH AH!!!" The girl spins around in a circle.
-"Isn't that our theme song??" Bijou turns to ask me.
-"No! Thats the chipmunks!!" I fall back laughing at the scene.
-"Yoochun ah!! Is this your idea of a joke??" The girl grabs his collar. So that's his name. So the girl grabs Yoochun's collar.
-"MWUH?? I didn't do anything!"
-"You can forget about our date!!" She yells then walks away still sracthing herself. People move aside giving her wierd looks as if she was a diseased person the way she was scratching.
That's when Yoochun turns around just in time to see Jaejoong laughing. That's when I told Bijou to let's go because Jaejoong had saw us.
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*3RD PERSON POV*
-"YOU!!!" Yoochun points at Jaejoong who by now has stopped laughing.
-"Me what??"
-"You did this!!"
-"I did not do anything; what are you talking about??" Jaejoong asks in a trembling voice. Yoochun is now in front of him. Yoochun then grabs Jaejoong by the collar.
-"You chased the girl away!!"
-"I DID NOT!!" Jaejoong yells pushing Yoochun away from him.
-"You did!! You did it out of jealousy!!"
-"Jealousy?? HA!"
-"You're just jealous at the fact that I get more girls than you!!"
-"HA!! Dont make me laugh when it is me who really gets all the girls!! I just don't show off!! Has it occurred to you that the girl might have problems??"
-"What?! Everything was going well until she started itching herself all over!! You did this!! Admit it!!"
-"I did not!!! Why is that so hard to believe??"
-"Then who did it??" Yoochun asks with one eyebrow raised.
-"Thats easy; the hamster did it." Jaejoong says all proud and what not.
Yoochun gives him a crazy look.
-"HYUNG!! ARE YOU MAD?! THERE IS NO HAMSTER HERE!!! ARE YOU PABO??! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
-"It was the hamster!! How could I have done it when I was all the way over here and you were all the way over there?!"
Yoochun shakes his head in disgust and walks away while shouting back at Jaejoong.
-"I don't know what has gotten into you; ever since you got that damn hamster you've been acting wierd!! You were better off with a dog!! Even if I'm allergic!!"
And just then Hamtaro climbs onto Jaejoong's shoulder.
-"You...." Jaejoong gritts his teeth.
-"Please hang up and try again...if you need help please dial your local mental house." Hamtaro says whispering into his ear while giggling.
-"What?!" Jaejoong yells. That's when Jaejoong sees Bijou climb onto Yoochun's pants and pours itching powder down is drawers. Yoochun then stops suddenly violently scratching his butt. He turns around and gives Jaejoong another death glare. Jaejoong just stares with eyes wide.
-"JAEJOONG!!" Yoochun yells running towards Jaejoong. Jaejoong runs away with the groceries still in his hands.
-"I DID NOT DO IT!!! I DID NOT DO IT!!" JAEJOONG YELLS.
-"COME BACK HERE!! I WILL GET YOU!!" Yoochun chases after Jaejoong, stopping every few seconds to scratch his butt.
-"Umma umma why is that man scratching his butt while chasing that girl??" A boy asks his mother when Yoochun passes them.
-"Because he is a monkey that has flees and the girl is running away because she does not want to catch the flees." The mother tells her son.
-"IT WAS HAMTARO!!!" Jaejoong yells from afar. Hamtaro just lets out a wide grin....