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My former icon somewhat resembled death, and when people saw it they thought, "okay, okay, just don't kill me," and it was suggested that I make a new one ( Read more... )

There's little in this life more annoying than when somebody opens a package of Pop-Tarts, but only eats one and leaves the other in the box to go stale.

If you're about to committ suicide, don't. I've got good news, and it has nothing to do with my damn car insurance like GEICO would have you thinking.

Are you ready for this?

The Opie and Anthony Show is back.After more than two years of crazy lawsuits and bullshit, satellite radio finally picked them up yesterday. It's been announced and ( Read more... )

I am fucking badass. Just look at me. Look.

Today I went to San Francisco and saw some straight people and non-Asians. One of them was a black guy in a Patriots cap who came up to me on the street and said, "N'England! Yeah man, yeah!" Then he patted my left shoulder twice enthusiastically. He was really excited. It scared the shit out of me. A while later I realized I was wearing a Patriots ( Read more... )

Today was about as eventful as a WWE Divas match on network television ( Read more... )

"Well, this is my fist blog post. I am voluntarily writing an online diary; I am now officially a fat girl. I don't know if I am doing this because it is somewhat cathartic or because I'm hoping to meet up with some incest survivor who will possibly perform oral sex on me. Don't misunderstand; I am not claiming to be too hip for the room right ( Read more... )

Tonight I went shopping for my mom's birthday.


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