SOS! Need Clean Fun Holiday Jokes!

[truemusou]

I need a Holiday joke that is Appropriate! I wanna put it in a card and I need it by Thursday! Any help would be nice.

Comments

[tomatops]

Santa Claus must always have trouble searching himself on the net. I mean anyone that types in "Ho Ho Ho" in the search engine is bound to make a wrong turn right?

Courtesy of Albert, partial inspiration goes to the Bad Santa of Classic Rock Q 107.1

[isuckatinternet]

http://www.ahajokes.com/christmas_jokes.html

Go there and all of your problems will be solved.

[pluribus]

I usually write a personalized gag for my closest friends.

A more generic one is, "Happy holidays. Steph is making me help with the Christmas cards. Bitch."